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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The_Tom: [QB] For the Flare News Network, I'm Tom Aylward-Nally. I'm here live with Mr. Dead Horse. [b]Tom:[/b]So, tell me, how are you feeling? [b]Dead Horse:[/b]I imagine, Tom, I fall into the proverbial "world full of pain." [b]Tom:[/b]Really? [b]Dead Horse:[/b] Indeed. I think that the last half dozen posts have broken about four or five of my ribs. That's on top of the concussion that Jeff started things out with and the dislocated jaw Rob contributed. I think Omega's been poking around my ass, as well. [b]Tom:[/b] I see. So they've been... [b]Dead Horse:[/b]Flogging me. Beating me. Whatever idiom tickles you, I guess. [b]Tom:[/b]And I'm to understand this isn't the first time? [b]Dead Horse:[/b]Oh, I can't say I've ever had it too well here. For a while they used to kick my teeth in every time religion came up. Silliness about some guy named "Adam" and his girl "Eve," I think. And then they broke three of my legs over Keynesian economic theory. It's a good thing I'm already dead, or else I wouldn't have been able to walk. [b]Tom:[/b]That's terrible. [b]Dead Horse:[/b]But things had been looking up for the last couple of months. Just a few bumps and bruises, but no flogging. I guess I got my hopes up a little too high. [b]Tom:[/b]So what now? [b]Dead Horse:[/b]Well, not a whole lot. I'd cry out in pain, but being dead is something of an obstacle. I'd just really like them to stop, and let this old horse curl up in the hay somewhere and relax. For the Flare News Network, this is Tom Aylward-Nally. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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