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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sol System: [QB] The music industry is in an uproar today as preteen pop sensation Britney Spears revealed her true face. Spears, having just been asked a particularily probing question by MTV correspondent Kurt Loder, momentarily lost her telepathic grip on the nation, allowing her hideous features to be seen for the first time. "I just asked her if she thought violence was uncool", said a shaken Loder. "I had no idea..." He was later taken to a local psychiatric ward for observation. Spears refused to comment on her telepathic abilities, horribly malformed appearence, or her dark plot to take over the Earth and turn humans into energy cubes for her evil masters. "I hope that humanity will continue to accept my wholly original music and not dwell on the less pleasant aspects of this bizarre extraterrestrial plot." She then speared a nearby cameraman with her transmogrophic lasgun and consumed his brain matter. Production on Spears' next video, "I want to conquer your planet and enslave you all" is expected to resume Wednesday. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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