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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TSN: [QB] ...there's a phaser rifle on a gun rack behind the captain's chair. ...at least 30% of the chief engineer's buttocks is visible above the back of his pants. ...there's some guy called "Ol' Jeb" who sits in a rocking chair in engineering smoking a pipe. Whenever antimatter containment is lost, he points his pipe at the warp drive and says "Yup, 'at's a core breach y'all got dere." ...Zeke, the captain's bloodhound, gets to sit in the XO seat. ...anyone on the ship goes by the name Bubba, or any hyphented name ending in "-Bob". ...the hull is painted in at least two distinct shades of primer. ...the "head" is a hole in the floor of the last deck. ...one of the nacelles is held on by duct tape. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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