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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Justin_Timberland: [QB] Star Trek: Starfleet Academy :Opening scene: Onboard the Olympic Class starship USS Juggs, the crew is in a state of alert as it is being attacked by 5 Breen ships. ::Bridge:: Captian: "Where the hell is that new weapons officer?" Commander Sleeze: "I think she was in the head, doing her hair. She was going in with a frappachino in her hand." Captian: "What the hell, I guess I expected that from someone who was given a rank of Lt. after leaving Starfleet Academy. If that bitch doen't get here soon, I'm gonna..." *explosions of bridge consoles and hardware, ship rocks violently* Ensign Onnatop: "Oh my God, they killed Capt. Kenny!! Shit, so is Commander Sleeze!! Now who's gonna command the damn ship?" Just at that moment, the weapons officer walks out of the head Ensign: "Lt. Spears, you're alive?" Lt. Spears: "Well yes silly. Status??" Ensign: "Shields down to 12% and other than yourself, the rest of the senior staff is dead." Lt. Spears: "How does my chest look? I spilled mocha frappachino on myself while we were attacked." Ensign: "Not now, those damn Breen bastards are going to kill us!!" Lt. Spears: "Oh yeah, let them try!" She opens hailing frequencies "This is Lt. Brittney Spears of the USS Juggs. You really know how to piss a girl off, don't you? Well, I'd like if you morons can blow us up? Try you trigger happy meanies! *SCREAMING* "I dare you!!HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!" With that said, the lead Breen ship fires one more shot at the USS Juggs and the ship explodes. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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