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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Michael_T: [QB] Star Trek: Melrose 2375 *Begin Melrose Place theme music* The Federation starship Melrose isn't your ordinary starship. It has the most colorful crew in Starfleet...and the most slap-happy. Capt. Peter Burns: "Let me get this straight, you tried to kill Dr. Mancini again? Kimberley, what do you have to say for yourself?" Lt. Kimberley Mancini: *slap* "Of course I can try again, we're married and he's trying to hook up with his ex-wife Jane again!!" There's mayhem... Commander Amanda Woodworth: "This is for trying to sleep your way up the command chain you bitch." *slap* Lt. Alyson Parker: "What was that for, you didn't complain last night..." There's seduction... Lt. Parker: "Billy, do you want to give me an physical in sickbay?" Lt. Cmdr. Billy Cambell: *slap* "What the hell are you talking about? I'm not a doctor!" There's a fight a day... Lt. Jane Mancini: "Why won't you be a good little whore and die! It would do the ship much good." Ensign Lexi Sterling: *whack* "You know, for a ship's counselor, you really suck. Lucky for me, I know how to whack my problems." *grin* And there are a lot of people bed-hopping and clothes flying... Lt. M. Fielding: "Oh my..uhhh..uh..more, more..." Lt. Cmdr. Harry Kim: "Shhh...keep it down or the engineering crew will find out what I meant by plugging a hole in the Jeffries tube." So stay tune for the series premire of Star Trek: Melrose 2375 followed by the season premire of Biker Babes from the Planet Estrogena. *End Melrose Place theme music* [/QB][/QUOTE]
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