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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jay: [QB] Simon: What, behind the Rabbit? Liam: It is the Rabbit. Simon: You silly sod! Liam: Well, that's no ordinary Rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Lee: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared! Liam: Look, that Rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! UM: Get stuffed! Liam: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Lee: What's he do, nibble your bum? UM: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake. JeffKardde: We have the Holy Hand Grenade. Simon: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Omega carries with him! Brother Omega! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade. Brother Omega: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- JeffKardde: Skip a bit, Brother. Brother Omega: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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