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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Siegfried: [QB] Could be worse. My mother and grandmother always bring up my love life at the dinner table. Grandmother: "Chris, please ou pass the rolls. So who was that girl you today." Me: "She's just a friend, granny." Mother: "Oooh, Chris is gonna get a girly-friend!" Me: "No, mom, she's a friend from the dorms." Grandmother: "So you're just sleeping with her?" Mother: "You better be using condoms and have her on birth control pills." Dinner time is loads of fun at my house when you're a single, dateless virgin. Anyway, to throw this back on-topic: Worf: It was a glorious battle! There were monsters of every imaginable shape and color! They were all coming at my shouting gibberish! I took my bat'leth and slayed them all! One of the red ones still moved after I stabbed him thrice through the heart. So with Kahless's guiding me, I released his body from the burden of his head! Big Bird: That was Elmo, dear. At that point, I figured it'd be better to just sleep with him than go down in bloody torturous pain like the rest of my pals on Sesame Street. Worf: Trust me -- she tastes like chicken. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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