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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Saiyanman Benjita: [QB] I always thought coke was snorted through the nose, not shot. Maybe someone needed it a little faster than they can inhale... 1. If you had a box of Strike Anywhere matches, what would you Strike them against? The Strike Zone. Yes, the Strike Zone is seemingly fictitious, but MLB thinks it exists. 2. Why the hell does the post office never READ the "This End Up" sign on boxes? The same reason that I keep shaking the Fragile boxes looking for Gobo, Wembly, Mokey, Boober and Red. Not to mention Uncle Traveling Matt. 3. My old female friend invited me over for dinner. What do you think the 3rd course should be? Let's see. If the first course is wine, and the second course is unmentionable, the third course should be wine eaten off the unmentionables. 4. Am I starting to look old? Charles is getting old? Maybe you shouldn't look. 5. Why is it best to use frozen fish sticks in museum quality art? Because thawed fish sticks may cause museum quality art to smell like the outcome of question 3. 6. Why does Squaresoft think we don't notice that their main female character has looked the same since Final Fantasy 7? They notice. It's just that Rinoa/Dagger(Garnet)/Tifa/Whatever the girl's name in X look so much like Jubilee that all us geeks get hot. Not to mention the ease of the Hentai/Ecchi artists to draw the same girl each time. 7. I need a "Bond Girl" name. Why don't you come up with one for me? I think Jubilicious is quite a fine "Bond Girl" name. Maybe Jub Jub Licious. 8. At which point is it okay to use sharp pointy sticks against defenseless but scary well-built women? You mean it wasn't okay to begin with? Damn, I'm in trouble. 9. WASSUUUPPPP? Da LIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! 10. If you were to make number 9 less lame, what would you ask? Pardon me, have you any Grey Poupon? So, Is Benjita's Comeback Triumphant???? Only time will tell. I missed you all! [/QB][/QUOTE]
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