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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Siegfried: [QB] Presently, the commercial-ending narratives: Narrator: "For these moments in our lives: Tampax brand tampons." Narrator: "Cloning is just screwing up God's wondrous creations. Like this." Narrator: "Don't date Siegfried. Here are the before and after photos of the last woman he dated." Narrator: "We're all close friends here at the Downtown Condom Shop and Sex Boutique." Narrator: "Next time on [i]Star Trek: The Now Generation[/i] -- a transporter malfunction accidentally creates an imperfect copy of Lieutenant Zhu!" Narrator: "And if we can settle with your insurance company, our lawyer's highly trained bitch-slappers will work over their execs." Narrator: "The Patty Duke Show. Full House. Tia and Tamera. In the long tradition of sitcoms featuring wacky twins, there is the Yun and Michaela Zhu Show!" Narrator: "We've secretly replaced Siegfried's date for the evening (Yun Zhu) with this date (Nino Miguel). Let's see if he notices..." Narrator: "So please join this Saturday for the monthly 'Say No to Those Damn Gum Commercials' meeting at City Hall." [/QB][/QUOTE]
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