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[QUOTE]Originally posted by WizArtist: [QB] Star Trek:Nemesis Written By:WizArtist The film opens with some credits that make the audience's eyes hurt. After the credits, we see TSN dieting. This confuses the audience to no end. Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. On the Enterprise, we see the TNG crew. They are posting on Flare. During this scene, Picard complains about PsyLiam being his smarter brother. There is an incoming hail, where Picard is instructed that Picard and the TNG crew must teach Saltah'na how to drive an SUV. Thus, beginning their mission. When they arrive at this mission, Data is revealed to be Omega. This scene abruptly switches to a scene involving Cartman, in his rice rocket, being forced off the road by Saltan'ha's SUV! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately. Later on, Picard finally finds out that Jason Abaddon really wants a redneck truck with big mirrors, and thus the plot of the film finally begins. As the crew work toward resolving this plot, a member of the TNG crew talks to Morn, though this person doesn't really help anything. Then, Jason Abbadon, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Jason Abbadon is not REALLY that bad, because this villian has trouble typing is all. The crew then learns that The NETiverse is in grave danger! They must come to the rescue! While they are working on this rescue, Data sings 'Strangers in the Night, exchanging glances...' The audience groans. A little later, Worf finds out that Styrofoaman is really his father. This ticks off many Worf fans in the audience. Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, dates Sol System. A little later, Reverend redesigns everyones logos. The audience doesn't laugh, however. Trying to resolve things, Picard and his Away Team beam down to the Bermuda Triangle. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite. Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film. Soon, TSN becomes the Genesis Planet. This seems verrrry familiar to the audience, for some reason... Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Great Caesar's Ghost!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy. Finally, the crew discovers that Jason Abbadon has a Rice Rocket/SUV! This makes the situation very dangerous! In reaction to this, one of the crewmembers says 'CapCom reloaded, Sir!' ...even though this makes no sense. In their attempts to stop Jason Abbadon, Starfleet sends forth a 1/2500 scale fleet to attack. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Jason Abbadon. Soon, Riker shoots at Jason. But this doesn't help anything. There is a final showdown in a nebula called the democratic candidate. Almost defeated, Jason Abbadon, in a fit of rage, attempts to activate his Rice Rocket/SUV! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him. Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Jason Abbadon by correcting his spelling errors. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily the U.S.S. Daedalus saves Picard at the last moment. Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with PsyLiam being his smarter brother. Picard then gives a speech about the dangers of carpal tunnel from online posting. The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space. The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack. THE END [/QB][/QUOTE]
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