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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nim: [QB] Well in any case, wouldn't you rather fly even that prequel Y-Wing than be stuck with this lovely thing? ... wait for it ... The craft used by the main character in Lucasarts' new "The Force Unleashed" game, available to every console and playing system known to man EXCEPT PC; I give you, the Rogue Shadow! [IMG]http://flareupload.pleh.net/uploads/205/rogueshadow.jpg[/IMG] First of all, great name. Not at all up "Cliché" cess pool without a paddle. The Scenario: A disgruntled "Sienar Fleet Systems"-employee sneaks in at the office at night on a weekend, drunk as a skunk and two days from unemployment due to production being outsourced (to Kamino or Mustafar or perhaps Ethnic-Minoritiosis VII). He takes a corellian YT-2400 transport, a TIE Interceptor and 5 chosen office droids (currently in sleep mode) who gave him lip during his 15 years with the company, and ceremoniously dumps it all in an industrial trash compactor, making sure to press down on the "ENGAGE"-button with his dick, and out comes this thing. I don't know what to say. The ship speaks to me, [b]"...k-kill me...kiiiill meee..."[/b]. Can you imagine this thing taking part in a battle?? [i]Wing Leader: "Shadow-2, bandit two o'clock!!" S2: "Huh?" SL: "Shadow-2, bogey, Ten o'clock!!" S2: "What? Where-AAAH!"[/i] I'll bet ten donkeys filled with colombian marching powder that the creative team behind this abortion have posters of the "Batman Begins" Bat-PanzerKampfWagen pinned to the ceiling above their canvas bunk beds, next to a SPACEBALL-1 centerfold, in the Lucasarts maximum security "motivational" compound, 20 stories below the San Fransisco peninsula. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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