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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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List of Cult sites.

Note that our old friend from Timecube gets an honourable mention.

I stumbled upon this site after running a search for info on the Raelian cult, having heard that one of their members is appearing before a panel with that Italian guy who wants to clone humans. The members of the Raelian cult believe cloning is necessary for "eternal life".

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I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing.
To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking:
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!"

The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.


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Mikey T
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Oh look, the site has the Viridians in it... maybe Picard shouldn't have saved the planetary system back in Generations.

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
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Jubilee
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I wonder.... if my mother's cult had a website.. would it get a mention?

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'Your spirit will always be the light that guides me... that guides me forever...' - Whispers

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Sol System
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Er...that's a pretty flawed list. The Viridian movement isn't a cult. It's a design philosophy organized by Bruce Sterling. Green, but, like, techno-green. They don't want to stop inventing things. They just think it would be a good idea if we burnt less stuff.

Anyway, I give that list a C for effort, but a D- overall.


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PsyLiam
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"I wonder.... if my mother's cult had a website.. would it get a mention?"

You don't want to misread that line.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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Siegfried
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Thanks, Liam, for putting that image in my mind...
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Lee
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Damn, beaten to the cunt joke! B(

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PsyLiam
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Cunt joke? I was misreading it as "I wonder.... if my BRother's cult had a website.. would it get a mention?"

You wouldn't want to misread it, because I don't think that Steph has a brother. And it would cause confusion. You see.

Dirty man.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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First of Two
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Ah, more incentive for me to finally make "The First Church of Hugo the Divine Eternal Wombat" a reality.

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Kosh
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quote:

Ah, more incentive for me to finally make "The First Church of Hugo the Divine Eternal Wombat" a reality.

Did you, or anyone you know, ever go to camp in West Virginia, in your high school days?

Wombalations!



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Teelie
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I didn't misread it, although I did have to read it a few times to make sure I was hearing Jubes right and her mother did indeed have a cult, which she does.

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Obi Juan
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Do we have to shave our heads to join?

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"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It?s us. Only us."
Rorschach

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Nim
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Nope, groinshave though!

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Mel Gibson, X-Men

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First of Two
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No, The First Church of Hugo the Divine Eternal Wombat has no connection to West Virginia that I am aware of.

Here's how I came up with it:

My friend had a cool T-shirt with "Platypus Mosh" on it. (With a moshing platypus, of course)

I had just watched "Mortal Kombat."

Suddenly Illuminated by divine wisdom, I put Australian marsupial together with martial arts and came up with "Mortal Wombat"...

which I then was instructed to modify to "Immortal Wombat...

And once the revalation that I was meant to form a new, better religion came about, I rebuilt the concept as Hugo, the Divine Eternal Wombat, Creator and Teacher Of Us All, If Only We'd Listen.

Hugo is still revealing his will to me, so I haven't codified his Bibble yet, but I'm working on it. Command #65 is "Your bedroom is your business, not mine or anybody else's."

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Siegfried
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Far be it from me, a lowly mortal, to question the will of Hugo, the Immortal Wombat, Creator and Teacher of Us All If Only We'd Listen, but shoudldn't that command be number 69?

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