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Happy birthday. Go get laid, for God's sake!
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It's amazing how many people say that, yet have NO idea how HARD it is to accomplish!
Ok Use THAT for your stinkin' Officer's lounge quote
Bon Anniversaire, Snay! You still working in that Pizza place???? Was that YOU even? People change their nicks on here so often it's hard to keep track.
21st for the 5th time?
I'm 25 (and that doesn't seem correct) and (as) I feel like 17. I still feel guilty buying alcohol!! I often get carded if we go out - but I don't go out that much (drinking) anymore as
1. Waste of money 2. You feel like shit afterward (hello the dreaded "beer bog" the next morning.) 3. Few to little friends left in my life 4. It stacks on the weight!
Oh I'll have a wine every now and then - If I go out to dinner with the family.
Andrew
P.S. No one cares - but maybe I should resurrect my birthday thread for the 3rd of December?
Andrew
P.P.S. Maybe I revealed a little too much of my life in this post?
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Save your ber money and just buy a good clean hooker.
Nothing wrong with a little solicitation, Andrew.
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Conbratulations, Snoy! May your meat sing clear and loud!
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HOLY FUCK NOT AGAIN
(Has it been another year already? Shit, it's bad enough that I'm tempted by the past, confused by the present, and frightened by the future, but that I can now also sense my life slipping away, moment by moment, lost in that vast terrible in-between is just too much for me to cope with right now. Where's that Carousel of yours, Mike?)
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Let's see ... got a massive debt consolidation loan, including my car and all credit cards.
Career options coming close to fruition -- one option involves a Federal paycheck and schlepping mail as opposed to pizzas; the other is potentially a "junior buyer" position with a local but nationally renowned hospital (no, not that one).
Who knows where I'll be this time next year ... eh?
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Congrats! Another year older, another year wiser. Well, older.
Have you reached that age yet where you get killer hangovers from a few beers? Happened around my mid twenties, not sure when. 24, drinking all night, fresh(ish) as a daisy next day. 27, couple of pints and unable to count to 10 in the morning.
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Happy birthday. Go get laid, for God's sake!
My adsvice from last year still stands.
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So does Nim's warning about taking it. But I am old and grumpy.
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