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BUt you like Big O so there's still hope you'll find a nice Cosplay girl and live a strange and happy life.
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: BUt you like Big O so there's still hope you'll find a nice Cosplay girl and live a strange and happy life.
No, that means I'm probably going to find a guy who looks like me with my personality who fancies dressing up like Sailor Moon.
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And I really do worry about the American education system if it's causing people to mistake children who are quite clearly at least 4 for being 8 months. It's terrible.
Or maybe 3. Or 5. It's so hard to tell with kids these days. Most of them are smoking, drinking and have babies of their own before they are even 10.
My dating life sucks at the moment. I hate you all.
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Dont be so down on yourself! If theres one thing women always tell me (insrt obligatory penis joke here) it's that they like self-confidence.
Not, I find, meglomania though. They'll suffer for that once my plans bears it's bitter fruit...
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I am currently single but casually dating other people. I'm seeing a former Playgirl centerfold and porn star, a cute 22 year old blond, and someone who I've been having sex with since 19.
Other than that, I'm still doing the casual sex scene until I get either tired of it, worn out, or settle down again for the fourth time... whichever comes first.
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I don't want to be, particularly, but it's hard for a girl like me to find a guy.
"A girl like me?" you may be wondering.... yes, a girl like me:
1) I'm a workaholic, though I think I could tame that down a bit for the right guy....
2) I have this minor (maybe major) obsession with most things car audio - most men find this to be Very Cool 'til they realize just how MUCH I know about the subject - makes a guy feel like less of a man when he realizes that the girl he's talking to at the stereo shop knows more about the system he's having installed than HE does. And she's on a first name basis (or nickname, as the case may be) with every crew member in the store. Pleh.
3) There is a stigma attached to me: Most of my guy friends turn gay at some point. I think it's a freak coincidence, but some theorize that maybe somehow *I* a the catalyst for all homosexuality in Spokane. Not the best rumor for a single girl to have flying around her...
4) Though most of them ARE gay, I have WAY more guy friends than girl friends, and I spend that majority of my time hanging with the guys, due to the fact that I'm "just cool enough" - I've even been awarded ad "honorary penis"! Yay me and stuff, but this whole "being one of the guys" thing sure does cut down on the amount of romance I see..... "Eww.... Liz??? She's just one of the guys though! Gross!"
And finally, the biggest problem:
5) I, apparently, and intimidating AND impossible to figure out. Like, even more than most women. Because while I'm just one of the guys, and I can cuss and swear and tell dirty jokes with the best of them, I also insist on wearing pink furry things and have an obsession with lipgloss and glitter. And I'm a christian virgin who is saving herself for marraige. Guys REALLY get freaked out about THAT. Or turned on. Depending on what kind of guy we're dealing with. But the ones that are turned on? Uhh... they tend to be what we can refer to as "man-whores". Ick.
So, kids, that's why I'm single.
And yes, there is a boy in my life that I'd like to date... and he's perfect for me in EVERY way! I mean, EVERY way. Cute, funny, nice, polite, christian, saving himself for marriage, the works... Except he's scared of women. SCARED. Yeesh.... What kind of crap is THAT?!? Figures.
So there's that. Now ya know!
~LOA
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Who makes concentrated products? Uh, okay, like there's those concentrated frozen juices from McCain, or whatever.
I say we sell this thread to them. Concentrated depression with a hint of uncomfortable self-esteem issues. And special ingredient: misrepresentation of indulgence.
I would not drink it, but perhaps the eater of souls would.
Eater of Souls, being, of course, my ex-Wife.
Not to worry, for I am now seeing a delightful ambulance chaser-slash-carnie.
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And I really do worry about the American education system if it's causing people to mistake children who are quite clearly at least 4 for being 8 months.
He said they'd been dating eight months. The implication I was going for was that this was their child. Of course, the joke is dependent on the concept of zero gestation period.
You know, the frightening thing is, I get Liz, for the most part. She's a lot like many girls I know. In fact, she'd fit in very well in Nashville. Which is why she needs to GET HER ASS DOWN HERE, DANGIT!
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quote:Originally posted by LOA: I am single. I don't want to be, particularly, but it's hard for a girl like me to find a guy. 1) I'm a workaholic, though I think I could tame that down a bit for the right guy.... 2) I have this minor (maybe major) obsession with most things car audio 3) There is a stigma attached to me: Most of my guy friends turn gay at some point. 4) Though most of them ARE gay, I have WAY more guy friends than girl friends, 5) I, apparently, and intimidating AND impossible to figure out. ~LOA
6) would be that whole kicking guys in the nads thing. Mabye thats why your guy freind is scared of women. Not to critisize someone I'll never meet, but this guy's afraid of women and wants to save himself for the honeymoon? It's gonna be an akward, embarrasing evening for that guy.
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Recently, i met a great woman (three years my elder) and we talked all night at my work, she wanted to het a drink sometime and then (a few weeks later, when we were going to actually go) she mentioned bringing her boyfreind along because "I'm JUST like him".
Wait... wasn't that a plot to an episode of "Seinfeld"... very funny.
quote:Originally posted by Omega: He said they'd been dating eight months. The implication I was going for was that this was their child. Of course, the joke is dependent on the concept of zero gestation period.
They're tribbles!?!
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: I am currently single but casually dating other people. I'm seeing a former Playgirl centerfold and porn star, a cute 22 year old blond, and someone who I've been having sex with since 19.
Is that 1 or 3 people!?!
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Recently, i met a great woman (three years my elder) and we talked all night at my work, she wanted to het a drink sometime and then (a few weeks later, when we were going to actually go) she mentioned bringing her boyfreind along because "I'm JUST like him".
Wait... wasn't that a plot to an episode of "Seinfeld"... very funny.
Really? I hate that show- I was serious. My freind (a pal I brought along after I found out her boyfreind was gonna be there) actually thought she was testing the waters for some kinda threeway hook-up. I didint get that vibe though....and I dont think I'd have gone for it anyway: I dont dig guys that way and I'm not the "sharing" type.
So my life resembles a TV show I never would watch. Greeeat.
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It's worse if your life resembles a TV show that you DO watch. Like mine.
Also, a funny thing happened on the way to Flare: I knew, right when I read about Sex Boy's bereavement yesterday, that the good Captain would start a thread with this exact title. I just knew. AND HERE IT IS!!
I must be developing precognitive abilities or something.
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