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"At one point, the airplane experienced turbulence and Mutlu sat on the toilet seat without a seat belt, causing him "tremendous fear," the lawsuit said."
Hope he didn't crap his pants.
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quote:Originally posted by Mars Needs Women: "At one point, the airplane experienced turbulence and Mutlu sat on the toilet seat without a seat belt, causing him "tremendous fear," the lawsuit said."
Hope he didn't crap his pants.
WHich leads me to ask-
Why in hell did he think there would be a seatbelt in the bathroom? ( i've never been on a plane before, so I can't say for sure)
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It never said he thought there would be one. But, during turbulence, I'm pretty sure they tell everyone to buckle up, which he obviously could not do on the toilet.
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Why in hell did he think there would be a seatbelt in the bathroom? ( i've never been on a plane before, so I can't say for sure) [/QB]
I think you need to go outside and smell the jet-fuel kiddo
But what a bummer, seriously. Poor guy should have made a commotion before getting on the damned plane. I mean, if someone gave away my seat I'd be pissed as fuck.
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Man, I've flown a lot, and I'm sick of it. A two hour flight, oh yeah sure, but it still takes all day. A train trip that takes all day just takes all day, you know what I mean? Plus it's safer and you don't have big guys with blue gloves shoving Probity Probes in your orifices while eying you like you're a suicide bomber.
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The last time I got felt up by TSA, I had to fight the urge to say "Two by two, hands of blue." They probably wouldn't have gotten it -- I think they have to have their senses of humor surgically removed.
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Daniel Butler
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I think they would have surgically removed yours, as well. Via your rectum, manually. Have I mentioned my passionate dislike for those frakkers?
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quote:Originally posted by Daniel Butler: Man, I've flown a lot, and I'm sick of it. A two hour flight, oh yeah sure, but it still takes all day. A train trip that takes all day just takes all day, you know what I mean? Plus it's safer and you don't have big guys with blue gloves shoving Probity Probes in your orifices while eying you like you're a suicide bomber.
Alec Baldwin in last week's 30Rock called that his "Freedom Search".
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quote:Originally posted by Daniel Butler: I think they would have surgically removed yours, as well. Via your rectum, manually. Have I mentioned my passionate dislike for those frakkers?
Just wait 'till you get a prostate exam...
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Daniel Butler
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Family history of colon cancer. I get cameras up my ass.
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