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But still At the age of 15, I should not be getting ANYTHING up my ass. Either way, that astro lube stuff they use does not go away. It makes going to the loo so awkward.
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Get used to it. As you get older you'll find your doctor become increasing preoccupied with your arsehole. Personally I've managed to avoid it so far...except that time I strained myself after using my body to prop up a quarter ton lift motor over a five story drop. That was fun.
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Speaking from experience, are we? I can see the thesis paper now..."Comparitive tempatures between rectal imagers and the human finger"
I'v never been groped by TSA before- each time I fly, I have to explain the leg brace thingie (as it sometimes has metal clasps for ace-wraps) and I get no hassle- just the wand treatment.
I once wore a great velvet dress-shirt with metal buttons into the airport and thankfully had presence of mind to change into a T-shirt in the bathroom before going through security. Could've been a hassle.
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quote:Originally posted by Sean: I'd love to know why my neurologist was so concerned with my poop chute though.
The shortest route for the lobotomy?
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He was actualy doing it to check my innards for any signs that they may be reacting the wrong way to the medication that he idioticly prescribed me. But good guess.
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"each time I fly, I have to explain the leg brace thingie"
How is you leg these days? It's been going on for YEARS now.
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Yeah, I've been reading the medical issues thread, and all of LOA's, Peregrinus's, Jason's, and... Jay the Obscure's medical problems make any of mine seem pretty minor. How is everyone doing on that front?
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Well, Jay is dead, Liz & Jonah have passed beyond the rim with Frank, & Jason is like Galen, showing up when you want him least & need him mo--no, need him least, too.
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I knew of the first, and I had heard that Jonah is doing better, but I have not heard much about Liz and Jason recently, and I have no idea who Frank is.
I just recently got over a week long migrane, so bad infact that I seem to have built up a tolerance to Motrin, and had to be prescribed Tylenol with Codine for the, literally, mind numbing pain. I almost can't wait for this school year to be over. I have missed about 40-ish days now.
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