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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
Member # 1689

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With adequate 'shopping and four hours of makeup... ;P

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HopefulNebula
Active Member
Member # 1933

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Ahahahahahahhahahaha.

(and yes, I fail at HTML. It's fixed now.)

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Mars Needs Women
Sexy Funmobile
Member # 1505

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quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
I wouldn't say that everyone is comically hypocritical. At least a very small amount of hypocrisy is probably pretty universal, of course.

And, to be fair, not every politician is comically hypocritical. I'm not suggesting that my version of the "when will they stop?" question is really what we should ask. Just that, in these cases, the hypocrisy should be more of an issue than the sex.

"Y'know if he was gonna buy a hooker, at least he should have brought a pretty hooker. This chick is fugly."

Seriously? I mean, I'll admit, I don't think she's particularly attractive. But, if she's your idea of someone whose appearance is overtly repulsive, where does that leave the rest of us? Are your standards of beauty even achievable within the physical limitations of the human form?

Well okay, she not fugly. She's more plain Jane. Also Canadians are envious.

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Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010

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"The campaign is also featuring Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. What, Canada doesn't have any joke-worthy targets of its own?"

No. In Canadia, nothing happens until we cross the border. Then, the party starts. [Wink]

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Fabrux
Epic Member
Member # 71

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quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
No. In Canadia, nothing happens until we cross the border. Then, the party starts.

No no, when y'all cross the border the party stops, complete with record-needle-jumping-off-track sound.

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Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010

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Maybe you guys should come down here more often. Then we can get the REAL party started...

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Teh PW
Self Impossed Exile (This Space for rent)
Member # 1203

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She's ugly? Dude, i thought she was attractive (though i'd still have to be really stupid to put my lips on her snatch... uh... hmm...)

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Fabrux
Epic Member
Member # 71

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I second the motion for this woman being teh hotness.

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Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010

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SHe is nice looking. Not the type you'd figure being a whore, if you were to see her on the street.

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343

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Y'all some harsh muthafuckas, yo.

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Fabrux
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Member # 71

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I heard on the radio today that Larry Flynt is offering her $1 million to pose nude in Hustler.

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Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010

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That's more than she'd get from Spitzer.

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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Teh PW
Self Impossed Exile (This Space for rent)
Member # 1203

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hmmm, i'd pay for a DVD of her doing ATM with whomever she gets to fuck...

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Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010

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Doing it near an ATM would be kinda risky, you know, with the cameras and stuff. Or is it the way she accepts money?

He puts a large amount of cash in her mouth, and her bijingo opens up?

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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
Member # 1689

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If you were anyone else, Sean, I'd think you were kidding. But it is you so I'm not 100% sure [Big Grin]

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