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Shik
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The proper term is A2M, anyway.

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Sean
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Dan, I am not that naieve. I am most definately kidding. Everyone knows that high class whores dont accept cash. Only credit. YOu slide the card between their boobs. [Big Grin]
But I really dont know what ATM means in this context. Ass to mouth?

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Apparently, you do know.
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Sean
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Coolio, I was just guessing.

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I HEARD IT OUT OF CONTEXT FROM A FRIEND OF MINE.
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Mars Needs Women
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YOU NEVER GO ASS-TO-MOUTH!
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Sean
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Bad memory?

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Or he's seen Clerks II.

And : "Coolio"? Surely not.
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Daniel Butler
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That is a good movie.
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Sean
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It's from scrubs. It is less gay sounding than Faaaabulouuuus, so I roll with it.

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Shik
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It should never be said unless you're referencing a fantastic voyage or a gangsta's paradise.

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"It is less gay sounding than Faaaabulouuuus..."

If that's your standard, does that mean you'll say pretty much anything except that and "I enjoy penises"?
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Sean
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Uh...Uh...
*Runs away*

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Kosh
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http://bp1.blogger.com/_maRo3z-KVqA/R9n7hzQPKTI/AAAAAAAACEw/IGv1lE8o6lY/s1600-h/Ashley-Alexandra-Dupre-Photo.jpg

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Shalamar:
To save face, keep lower half shut.
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Shik
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Fappity.

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