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Sean
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Fappity?

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Shik
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Dude, come ON! Now you're just fuckin' with us.

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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Sean
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I really dont know what that means. I am not up to date with current slang and expressions. I use cool, and that sucks, and simple things like that. And I wouldn't fuck with the people here. I could be outsmarted too easily, and have a lot of respect for the members of this forum.

Now, what does Fappity mean?

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Shik
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You have the entire planetary knowledge base at your fingers. Come ON!

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Sean
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A google search for fappity returned a page with the word SHHhhhhhhhhhh on it, a person by the name of Thread Killer, a page that has the title MASTURBATION and a bunch of sites that are blocked by my computer. Can I assume that it means something along the lines of that's hot, or something that you want to fondle yourself to?

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
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FAP! FAP! FAP! IT MEANS MASTURBATE!
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Sean
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Something that I am not, nor ever hope to be, versed in.

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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Shik
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POD PERSON! KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

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Sean
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I am not an alien!

See, no green card.

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"Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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B.J.
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Okay, I really think his title needs to be updated again. Maybe to something like "Kick Me, I'm Clueless"?
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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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How's that?
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B.J.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! [Big Grin]
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Shik
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Now all we need is a picture of yon laddie to make a "Bart Simpson at the chalkboard" style macro.

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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Teh PW
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... wow. you know i was kidding about her... i doubt she's smart enough to remember to douce, let alone have a enema prior-to...

you know. that thing that you do to her anus with your face, Sean...

*raises shields* [Big Grin]

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*shrug* Ready, shoot, aim.

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Teh PW
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*SKIDS to a stop*

looks and identifies Charles Capps (Member #9. wow that alone is hillarious, sir)

WTF? GIVES ME New tag! YES! ME tells you (Pleads nicely, actually) GIVES ME NEW NAME (in low Ja-Lo Tryump The Comic Dog tone)

yes?

(See? PT on just a granola bar really is bad...)

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*shrug* Ready, shoot, aim.

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