You all remember the rules right? I post 10 questions, you post 10 answers. And they had better be good ones. Winning is a "per question" thing, and the response that makes me shoot coke through my nose usually wins.
BE CREATIVE. (and sex appeal doesn't hurt.)
Alrighty. Here goes.
1. If you had a box of Strike Anywhere matches, what would you Strike them against? 2. Why the hell does the post office never READ the "This End Up" sign on boxes? 3. My old female friend invited me over for dinner. What do you think the 3rd course should be? 4. Am I starting to look old? 5. Why is it best to use frozen fish sticks in museum quality art? 6. Why does Squaresoft think we don't notice that their main female character has looked the same since Final Fantasy 7? 7. I need a "Bond Girl" name. Why don't you come up with one for me? 8. At which point is it okay to use sharp pointy sticks against defenseless but scary well-built women? 9. WASSUUUPPPP? 10. If you were to make number 9 less lame, what would you ask?
Yes I know they suck... I'm out of practice. Please forgive me.
Judging will take place next Sunday. Omega has promised to poke me with a pointy stick over ICQ and remind me.
Good Luck!
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1) Whatever an 'Anywhere' is 2) They are too busy gunning each other down to read! 3) Pussy (oh I'm going to get it for that one...) 4) Well I certainly hope you aren't beginning to look young. Unless you got that time machine working... 5) Because Fish Sticks are so GODLIKE! 6) Squarewho? 7) You already got one: Jubilicious 8) When you realize they aren't women... 9) Uh, nothing, whats up with you? 10) "Do you think WASSUUUPPP is lame?"
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Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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1) My girlfriend's snatch stubble. 2) Because all postal employees are actually Kortooqian invasion intelligence agents & unbeknownst to humanity, the phrase "this end up" is the most hideous insult in Most High Kortooqi, implying a most scandalous relationship between the insultee & his 3rd molt shell. 3) Bearded Webmaster Goblin Knob 4) "Starting?" Ha. I kid. You're the paragon of yout'. You're so young, Charles is forced to keep an attorney on emergency speed-dial due to the constant arrests for statutory rape. Or do those really have anything to do with you? 5) Because the Age of Borscht & Goulash is so pass� & mozzarella sticks don't have the same lovely piquant pungency that add to the effetc of the piece. 6) These are video game designers. They can't keep their hands off their cocks long enough to edit the image parameters. 7) Honey Smacks 8) When they're good & wet, baby. Here, let me show you. 9) Where's the beef? 10) Coffee, tee, or me?
quote:Judging will take place next Sunday. Omega has promised to poke me with a pointy stick over ICQ and remind me.
Charles is a trusting man to loan you out so.
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1. Unfair pay and poor working conditions. 2. It's their only outlet for tension, the alternative is going Postal. 3. "Coffee? Tea? Me?" 4. Actually, everyone else is getting younger. 5. Well, if the exhibition is sponsored by Bird's Eye. . . 6. It never occurred to them anyone would look at her face. 7. Jubilee Line. 8. "That she blows! The white whale!" 9. True. 10. What time is love?
"1. If you had a box of Strike Anywhere matches, what would you Strike them against?"
Water. It'll be the biggest false-advertising lawsuit since The Neverending Story.
"2. Why the hell does the post office never READ the 'This End Up' sign on boxes?"
They can't figure out why it says "dn pu3 s!4⊥".
"3. My old female friend invited me over for dinner. What do you think the 3rd course should be?"
Nothing too strenuous, or you'll get worn out too early...
"4. Am I starting to look old?"
Starting?
"5. Why is it best to use frozen fish sticks in museum quality art?"
Some people just don't get art. If you don't already know, I'm really not sure I can explain it to you.
"6. Why does Squaresoft think we don't notice that their main female character has looked the same since Final Fantasy 7?"
Well, at least someone's not starting to look old.
"7. I need a 'Bond Girl' name. Why don't you come up with one for me?
Iliketo Getfuckedawholelot
"8. At which point is it okay to use sharp pointy sticks against defenseless but scary well-built women?"
In the throat, just above where the collarbones come together.
"9. WASSUUUPPPP?"
*looks down* Not me, I'm afraid.
"10. If you were to make number 9 less lame, what would you ask?"
Who are you, and just what the hell do you think you're going to do w/ that speculum?
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Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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1) Anywhere that causes friction and is not lubricated. 2) They're getting the wrong impression on what should be pointing "upwards". 3) Cooking 101. 4) As long as you get to do things that you love doing, you'll NEVER feel old. 5) Because of what the fish sticks were "used" for. 6) [edited answer] First things first: Tifa Lockheart was never the main character in Final Fantasy VII, as she was a supporting character to Cloud Strife's fight with Sephiroth Jenova. Rinoa Heartilly WAS a main character in Final Fantasy VIII, opposite Squall Leonhart. And yes, Garnet in Final Fantasy IX is more or less a main character, and she DOES look like Rinoa Heartilly, but that is as far as it goes. Finally, Aki Ross and Yuna, the two main characters in the Final Fantasy Movie and Final Fantasy X do not look anything like Rinoa, Garnet, OR Tifa. Get your facts straight, or you had BETTER sleep with one eye open... 7) I think "Pussy Galore" suits you alot. (boy am I going to get smacked for that) 8) To poke them to see if it is real, and if so, can it hurt you? 9) *I think I have gone deaf* 10) Can you recommend a good ear specialist?
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1. My teeth. I used to do that alla time inna Boy Scouts.
2. They deliver the mail, they don't read it. 3. Stuffed Clam. 4. Well, you aren't gonna get Charles arrested. 5. Because turkey spoils faster. 6. Whowha? 7. Cappsgonna Kumalot 8. When the sharp pointy claws come out 9. Frequency, volume, and juliegasms. 10. What are you doing with that apricot?
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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1. An empty matchbook. 2. They left out the proper umlauts in the phrase. 3. Some sort of genitalia-shaped pasta 4. I've always found Trebuchet to be a new-looking font. 5. Thawed fishstick's odor covers up the smell of the Virgin Mary's cow-feces. 6. Squaresoft has been collectively tripping on acid since FF6 7. Clitora Sonphire 8. Any time the idea pops in your head 9. As always, I am 10. Yo yo what it be my main homey what be up wit all this, peepin me givin props to my ho cuz she fly, word up.
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Omega has promised to poke me with a pointy stick over ICQ and remind me.
Pointy stick, cattle prod... these days, who can keep track?
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Um... what, praytell, would I do with a dildo?
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OOH, he's gonna make you regret asking that one... I'm sure he's all too willing to tell you just what you can do with it, at great length and in great detail.
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