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On 9 March 2006 Mr. Bush signed the renewal of the Patriot Act.
I thought this might inspire some humor.
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-"The Anal Patriot Act now requites an anal exam for all americans making less than one million dollars per year....you'll assume this position..."
Breaking News: The President today thought he was a bullfrrog, insiders claim he's off his meds, while republicans say he's leading a bullish econemy by example..."
-"Today, the President and all of congress ate bad fish, leaving Robert Hayes to save the country..."
"Whoops! looks like I accidentally outlawed these two documents instead- the Bill of Rights and the FISA Act.."
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...and in other news today, as a result of critism of his administration, President Bush bent over and let a couple of fat, rich men give to him from behind. Afterwards, the President was quoted as saying, "See, its not as bad as what yall think..."
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Da_bang80
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Why is Dick Cheney looking at Bush's Ass like that?
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Thinking, Damn it, I don't want to answer any of these reporters' questions. Where's the FOX News guy?
"My fellow Americans, thank you for taking it on the chin these past five years. Now it's time to start taking it somewhere else, as I'll demonstrate now."
Reporter: "Mr. President! Tell us how you really feel about Berman and Braga!"
Reporter: "President Bush! How do you feel about your 36% approval rating?" Bush: "Double it and it's a pretty good rate."
Derek the Fifth Grader: "Mr. Bush, where do you babies come from?"
"Who the hell let Cindy Sheehan in here?"
"I'm serious. Protecting the Homeland begins with giving Dick Cheney some birdshot."
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"Why is Dick Cheney looking at Bush's Ass like that?"
(Dick Cheney isn't in that picture.)
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Charles Capps
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The /b/tard within me demands....
"SURPRISE BUTTSEX!"
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Oy, that fox dude makes one helluva burrito.....
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This Thursday, President Bush signed into law the Man Train Act of 2006. He said his only personal objection to the bill was that the Senate had chosen not to approve the Reacharound Amendment.
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Everyone behind Bush: Wow, he really sh*t himself this time.
Bush: Wow, I really sh*t myself this time.
Reporters: Wow, he looks like he sh*t himself.
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Oh god.. how the hell do I spell my name so I can damn sign this thing...
Crap... I just tore my pants... I wonder if they noticed in the back?
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