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Hello. This is my first capcom I think. I thought not to be too ambitious but instead to appeal to a simpler time, a better time. As the title suggests, I'm being clever, it fills the void in me. I'm being it as we speak. But in the end it's of course about inviting you to be clever. TTYTT I feel a bit nauseous about the whole purpose of the capcom but I'm sure you'll take it home nicely, all we need is a little help from our friends. And as a sad man once said, "Nobody has ever gotten poor from underestimating peoples' taste".
$$$$ This capcom will have no effect on your final grading, so carte blanche $$$$
Right. Aaaand- go.
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No, Lee is correct, "Predator", and not only that, but the man with the stationary is none other than danish superman Sven-Ole Thorsen, Arnold's old gym pal and constant stuntie, the man with the average character lifespan of 60 seconds (cmpr w. "Gladiator" & "Conan"). This picture is taken one second before subject takes a mortar shell to the chest. Oh Sven, we hardly knew ye.
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"CLOSE THE DOOR, MA!!! CLOSE THE DOOR!! DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK!!!"
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SENATOR ULANOV: Let's go ahead and start. It is 6:03. And we want to move through the agenda as quickly as possible. I would like to call this hearing of this of the Senate Select Committee on Air Quality in the Central Valley to order. This evening we are going to focus in on the use of biosolids in the San Joaquin Valley.
I would like to say that this hearing is on the record. I probably don't have to tell you that. And it will be transcribed and available on the Senate website.
Pat, when do you think the transcript will be completed?
THE COURT REPORTER: Approximately in two weeks.
SENATOR ULANOV: So give us two weeks. So if you're interested in the transcript of this particular hearing, I would urge you to go on-line and pull that transcript down.
I also say that so everyone can pick their words carefully as you are giving us public input.
Before I begin, I definitly want to thank all of the local representatives, the Agency representatives, the business people, and, of course, the residents for being here this evening to discuss the land application of biosolids in the Central Valley, and particularly a thank you to the City of Bakersfield for allowing us to use these very highly advanced City Council Chambers. Very, very nice. Very good for slides. And we appreciate any presentations you will be giving us tonight.
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I'm going to go with three days or about ten responses per entry, and these have been nice turnips indeed.
I never thought I'd say this but first place goes to Mars-women, for pairing so casually the connotations of rape and urgent paperwork, the two things that make the world go round.
Runner-up 1: Sol, using enough surreality that a mirror universe sprung to life just now where he's a cynical script writer whose quotes end up on hip fridge magnets. He drives a Prius, but a stolen Prius.
Runner-up 2: Andrew, for making the...well the worst joke ever. It's feels strange to read, to hear a million voices sucking their teeth and then being silenced. Props also to the smiley added as endnote, saving Andrew from having to be cast into that superman rotating-mirror thingy.
Special mention goes to Lee and his unexpected venture into Swedish politics. Although he doesn�t know just what he stepped his shoe into by �rubbing� yesterdays election-turnout �in� on me, he�ll be made privy to it, today, immediately after school, in the basement.
Very good, all of you, but hey, any damn fool can pull a trigger. Time to up the ante.
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