There, now that I've grabbed your attention with a seemingly nonsensical thread title, let me proceed.Today, I was going using my parametric equations to make a really nice galactic map on Microsoft Excel. For the most part, it succeeded nicely.
Then, I noticed it. I'm not sure if it was a goof-up with the math or if I just wrote down the equation wrong somewhere along the way (it has been quite a while since I originally did this particular computation), but Romulan space is slightly off. And since I computed Klingon space based on that computation, its slightly out-of-whack also.
Now, being off at college, I'm cut off from the cartographical resources needed to fix this error for a few weeks. However, this has given me an opportunity to rethink the position of the Romulans and Klingons in the parametric equations...
All of the new, brash galactic cartographers ( ) arrange the major Alpha Quadrant powers somewhat differently that I have in the past, in that they place the Cardassians, Romulans, and Klingons in a nearly continuous arc around the "upper" Federation. I can see the merit in this. However, this doesn't really mesh with the more canon maps in the Star Trek Encyclopedia and the DS9TM, which seem to emphasize the Romulans and Klingons are on the opposite side of the UFP than the Cardassians.
Thus, I come to a crossroads. I came up with the position of the Romulans and Klingons through the twisted manipulation of the coordinates given in the extemely non-canon book "Worlds of the Federation" (The Klingon homeworld is "Kling" in it. ) Anyway, I did the Romulans first, then I fit the Klingons in-between the Federation and Romulans since they wouldn't fit in their WotF location. However... I could decide to go and recalculate their positions by doing the Klingons first, then the Romulans, which would create an Alpha Quadrant more like those pictured in these new maps.
Thus, I pose the question to you, the Forum-goers: Shall I go with the "Cardassians on one side of the Federation, Romulans & Klingons on the other side" argument, or should I go with the "Cardassian-Romulan-Klingon arc around the top of the Federation" train of thought?
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- The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.