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Mikey T
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Ah, I thought this thread was about N'sync being in Star Wars Episode II. Please say that this is just a rumor that Conan O'Brien is saying...

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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AFAIK it's the horrible truth, I'm afraid. At least they get killed quickly.

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"Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising
I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing.
To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking:
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!"

The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.

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last night the DJ on WBRU said that he had news that N'Sync's planned part in the film was being pulled by George Lucas because of the incredibly negative reactions from vocal fans in the week since their planned cameo was announced to the media.

*shivers* it still scares me to think of it. hold me...

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First of Two
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I think it might have been worth it to see them get slaughtered.

Of course, I'd like to see a Wookie tear into Britney Spears, too.

"Hit me baby, one more time!"
"WARRRRRAAAAAAAGH!" (Translation: "Okay.")
*CRUNCH!*

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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I'll take you up on that...

(Explicit content!!!!)

http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~ashley/jokes/star.html
http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~ashley/jokes/star2.html
http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~ashley/jokes/star3.html

(this is a classic SW-parody that, although it might be considered smut, has a few really well-placed puns about the legendary SW-lines. Read at own peril)

Oh, and you'll find wookies are full of surprises...

[ February 09, 2002, 13:44: Message edited by: G.K Nimrod ]

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Mel Gibson, X-Men

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im just putting a post here because the three URLs are making the daily posts screen go wide..

smut? be careful.. what happens if you post smut and TPTB dont like you?

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Nim
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I didn't believe it would be frowned upon, it's not like there are any pictures, just words, and these are pretty widely known in the SW-community. But if they indeed are improper I'll take them away. Frank? Anyone?

(Anyway, I think I've heard fouler stough coming from Shik's piehole) ;-)

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Confusion.
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First of Two
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If you check out USA Today from a couple days ago ("May the farce be with us" Cesar G. Soriano; USA TODAY; Jan 14, 2002; pg. D.01), you'll see that one of the cocreators of the anti N'Sync petition was a guy named Hetz.

I know this guy, he uses the library's computers sometimes.

He smells bad.
[Roll Eyes]

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

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Da_bang80
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CNN had a little blurb about some X-rated spoof of Star Wars that Goerge Lucas didn't manage to block. Now it's out there somewhere. Wookies and Ewoks and droids and Hutts going at it... makes you wonder what people will do to try and gross people out.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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*just shudders at the thought*

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Are we having fun yet?

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*reads the first of Nimrod's links*

*refrains from clicking on the other ones*

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Nim
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Oh, refraining, are we?

Then you won't find out the true events that took place when Luke confronted Vader at Bespin...

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Da_bang80
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Those are some real nasty stories. i think the Star Wars Forum could benifit from something a little less perverted. You shoulda warned about the high sex content. it should be rated as 21+. NASTINESS pure nastiness.

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Nim
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Very well.

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
Mel Gibson, X-Men

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