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I've never been one to do anagrams, but these are amusing.
Check out how these anagrams work out:
Dormitory = Dirty Room Evangelist = Evil's Agent Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em Animosity = Is No Amity Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms = Alas No More Z's The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one Contradiction = Accord not in it
The grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
Can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:
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For the record, I live, work, and play in the dorms and the majority of them are NOT dirty! I take great pride in the cleanliness of my room and floor. Just ask any of the other RAs here.
I like the Clinton one, but isn't there also one about Ronald Reagan and a REALLY long one about Shakespeare?
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Well my room at uni was always a tip. I only ever cleaned it whan there was an inspection due - that was the same for my housemates and applied to all of the house except the kitchen worktops - they were always cleaned.
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okay. Someone has ALOT of time on thier hands. *LOL*
------------------ "S`io credessi che mia rispota fosse A persona che mai tornasse al mondo, Questa fiamma staria senza piu' scosse. Ma perciocche` giammai di questo fondo Non torno` vivo alcun, s`i`odo il vero, Senza tema d`infamia ti rispondo." - Dante`