What is a dog?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food being opened half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave toys everywhere.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

Er, not like that...

(final post as member/first post as sr. member!)

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx