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Baloo
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Look what I found at http://www.lileks.com/ :

Did I lie?

--Baloo

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www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/

[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited September 15, 1999).]

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Baloo
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Didn't think of a caption until a few moments later:

He: "Gosh, dear! The floor is so shiny I can tell you're not wearing panties!"

She: "...."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Hmm, looks like Janeway. . .
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Baloo
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Janeway? Don't spoil it for me.

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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What is it with you people? The folks in the picture are just very happy with their extensive selection of Stanley brand cleaning supplies, the best on the market. God knows I would be.

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Feste
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Bette Davis used to have that expression on her face. Right before she killed someone.

He: Honey, you're such a good sport to clean up after Stanley. I know he's old and incontinent but I've had him since he was a puppy. Um...where is he?

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Kosh
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Hey baby, wana play guy at the hotel, and the maid???

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

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