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19 Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate.1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask
your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on
that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks
the silence with a bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then
drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high
place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors
while yelling, "Whoa Easy boy !!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter
on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall
wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you
kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little
too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again
on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay
down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the
floor visable to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and
adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say,
"Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall
and sing "Born Free."
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