Glad you're back, babe. And speaking of back, how's yours?
------------------ "Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..." -Thomas Jefferson
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I won't ask about the "Sex with chickens" comment.
Ok, I will, WTF is that supposed to mean???
------------------ Three important questions to ask an alien before having sex: (1) Are you carrying any diseases which might be communicable to humans? (2) Have you had sex with any high-risk partners in the past six months? (3) Which one is your mouth?