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I've got the 'flu. Had it since Friday, in fact. Put a complete downer on my Crimbo, I can tell you. Hope all yours were better.
I suppose there was an upside. Getting out of helping to clear up after all those huge meals for one thing. And I still got to drink alcohol, which felt very strange when you're already half-delirious. Reminded me of cocaine for some reason.
Actually, I feel a lot better now I've got that off my chest (I suppose I'll feel even better once I get the two kilos of mucus OUT of my chest, boom boom). Maybe there's something to this whole grievance-airing deal.
Either that or the Lemsip is finally starting to work.
------------------ Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
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Well, in the pub last night a friend of mine blurted out she'd had a threesome once. . . I knew already, and managed to divert everyone's attention before they actually processed what she'd just said. It's not the kind of thing you tell just anyone, I thought it should stay between her and me (and, one day I hope, another of her friends!).
------------------ Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"
Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."
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