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Malnurtured Snay
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No joke.

Althought it sure reads like one [Smile]

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TSN
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HMS Ocean? I don't suppose the RAF has a plane called the "Air"?
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Grokca
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Think they will send an Armada in retaliation? These must be the same guy's who navigate for NASA.
1.5 miles down the beach or 1.5 km, I can't remember?

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The359
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LOL, I laughed at the naming of the HMS Ocean too [Big Grin]

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Siegfried
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This is my favorite part of the story. The 20-strong Royal Marine landed on the beach and faced off against two police officers and a group of tourists. And the mayor of the town got to say this:

quote:

"They landed on our coast to confront a supposed enemy with typical Commando tactics. But we managed to hold them on the beach."

I would kill to get as good a setup as this! [Big Grin]

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Grokca
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Leftenant Syms: Sargent-Major, what dialic of Afghani is that.
Sargent-Major:(gives best Benny Hill salute) I don't know Sir.
private redshirt: I believe it is Spanish, sir.
LS: Sargent_major
S-M: Sir(gBBHS)
LS: Have that man shot for insubordination
S-M: Yes Sir(gBBHS)
Bang

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Wraith
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Another glorious victory for the Empire!!! [Wink]

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