quote:Originally posted by Cartman: Am I the only one who suspects Snay's been captured and brainwashed by the NRA?
no
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"The Ten Commandments" would have been so cool if there had been gunplay.
Imagine, the Angel of Death appears, and has to wipe out a squad of filthy chain smoking Egyptian soldiers armed with AK-47's...faced with a hard choice, he can only wipe out the first born sons. A cunning use of friendly fire dispatches the rest.
Moses, meanwhile, beseeches the Lord for a plague of Uzi's, stating "We'll take the holy land from their cold, dead fingers."
Ah, the possibilites.
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quote:Originally posted by thoughtcriminal84: Moses, meanwhile, beseeches the Lord for a plague of Uzi's, stating "We'll take the holy land from their cold, dead fingers."
Of course they'd use an Israeli weapon. I bet you'd give the People's Front of Judea a platoon of Merkavas, too.
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Er...if it is violence and combat one is looking for, it hardly seems possible to add more into the OT than already exists.
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Jeff: But, in the story, they didn't want to stay. Granted, historically speaking, they were probably thrown out, rather than needing divine intervention to be "allowed" out, but still...
Come to think of it, that's got to be the biggest case of "sour grapes" I ever heard. "Throw us out, will you! Fine! We didn't want to stay in your filthy land anyway!" And then they proceed to tell their children how horrible it was, and how they had to fight their way out.
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This summers new action thriller... THE BIBLE.
Starring Arnold Schwarznegger as Moses
[shot of Arnie w/ VERY large weapon mowing down Egyptians while large firey explosions go on in the background]
That iritating voice over person : One man must lead his people to freedom from the evil oppressors...
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"Let mah people go." "No." "Then it's time to kick some royal Egyptian ass."
All of a sudden, Moses whips out a grenade and hurls it at the pharaoh. With a stunned look on his face, the pharaoh justs sits on his throne, as Moses turns and runs. The grenade explodes and hurls Moses across the chamber, Nicholas Cage style, and out the door. The fireball is huge, even though it came from one grenade. It engulfs the palace. The pharaoh's bodyguards rush Moses, but he takes out an Uzi and mows them down. Then he looks at the palace and says his one-liner: "Commandment 11: You're toast, motherf*cker!"
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quote:Originally posted by Malnurtured Snay: If "God" (*snort*) had given Moses & Co. guns, they could've stayed in Egypt instead of leaving.
Patronising anti-religious comments and an incredibly simplistic pro-gun view. It's like the unholy merging of First and Tim!
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