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I just wanted to say: Good luck. We're all counting on you.
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Good luck... don't forget to apply the right amount of brown nosing...
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Wait...you've never worn a tie before ever? Ever? Madness.
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Maybe he had one of those ones fastened with Velcro? In the dangerous world of pizza delivery, you don't want to give the irate customer something to grab hold of and choke you with.
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What if the horny woman pulls said delivery boy in for sex - and she instead rips of the velcro-attatched tie and said delivery boy falls back arse-over-kettle into the husband's prize winning cactus patch?
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quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: What if the horny woman pulls said delivery boy in for sex - and she instead rips of the velcro-attatched tie and said delivery boy falls back arse-over-kettle into the husband's prize winning cactus patch?
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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I don't know... there's nothing like putting on a nice, fitted white shirt and a cool, double Windsor knotted tie to make a boy feel double smashing. Add some nice pin-striped pants from Banana Republic and you're good to go.
(no, I'm not wearing that outfit right now, but I do quite often)
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Hmm, so between your wardrobe and your sausage-hiding avoidance, you might as well be a Jehovah's Witness. Join! You can bring your graphic design skills to bear on The Watchtower, it needs a new look. 8)
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Dude... I am a Jehovah's Witness. I thought we'd already made fun of me for that...
The Watchtower got a good update when Drew Struzan taught at the U.S. branch office for a little while and taught everyone how to up their skillz. He even did a couple of covers. And they've actually been trying some new stuff with photography and whatnot recently.
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Really? I don't remember it being mentioned. I'll sit back however and wait for Smartassman or Siegfried to post a link to the discussion in question.
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