My cousin sent me a letter. Well, actually, she forwarded it. I found most of the text here:

http://www.snopes.com/spoons/faxlore/mydek.htm

My cousin's not dumb for sending me that letter. She has instructions to forward anything she gets of that nature to me and nobody else, at least until I can tell her the BS quotient. That way, I get to look smart because I told her the facts about a BS story, and she gets to look smart when she can tell whoever sent her that letter in the first place why it's swamp gas.

Cool, huh?

--Baloo

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Carpe Canem!

Just think of it, the Amercian Cancer Society donating money to themselves.

Actually the ACS spreads cancer as a form of job security for the medical--I mean insurance--professions.

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I'm the only one who understands me, and I ire of my company.
--Paul Cargile