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Charles Capps: "Hi, I'm Charles Capps, and for some reason I need to illuminate the ceiling."
------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?" Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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*taps foot* There is so much that can go wrong with a competition like this. . . I'll be keeping an eye on it. Granted, when you consider the number of threads out there to inflate Charles' ego, one or two to deflate it might be in order - but watch it, OK?
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------------------ "Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."
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As CC stares transfixed into the camera, he is sadly unaware that one of his action figures---unable to solve the Rubik's Cube below Garfield---has scaled to the top shelf and is threatening to jump.
------------------ "We offered him unchallenged control of the Alpha Quadrant, and all he could think about was his daughter." --Weyoun, "In the Pale Moonlight".
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Nature show host (whispering): "And here we see the endangered Capps Man (homo sapiens trekforumus), in his natural habitat. The guide informs me that we must make no sudden movements, no engage in any flash photography, as the Capps Man is highly territorial and prone to attack when startled... oops."
*CC moves about an inch and a half*
Host (still whispering): "Fortunately for us, Capps Man has so many other things to deal with, it should be a full half-hour before the impulse to attack kicks in."
------------------ You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!
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Since the picture used in the first cappscom had been taken, the end of Charles' hair had got bored and had deceided to emigrate to his face. Scientists are baffled.
------------------ 'Those are the headlines. Happy now?' -Chris Morris.
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Charles proves that he is so at one with the computer he doesn't need a keyboard, he just thinks his commands directly into Windows CE (Capps Edition)
------------------ 'Those are the headlines. Happy now?' -Chris Morris.
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