posted June 25, 1999 01:29 AM
Ta-da! Pic the Voice II's done. Pic the Voice III is here... slightly delayed by some down-time.
In case you missed the Original Pic the Voice and Pic the Voice II, the rules go that you want to get the names of the Forum users right, but humour and relaxation is the whole point. Be creative. Be funny.
And... there may be duplicate participants from the last two contests, but, of course, there may not be. On your toes, everyone...
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
posted June 25, 1999 02:17 AM
"Here is the news. . . coming to you every hour, on the hour." - ELO, "Here Is The News," Time (1980)
1. Australians were outraged at claims that the Mockney accent of Liam Kavanagh sounded Antipodean. "The only way Liam sounds like something from Down Under is because he talks out of his @$$ most of the time," fumed Daryus. 2. In other news, experts rejected claims that Frank Gerratana's cheesy pants were a new development. 3. Meanwhile, plans for the eighth season of DS9 were scuppered when it was revealed that Ziyal would return with a large 'H' on her forehead.
After the break: fears are rising that Four and Five are in fact the same person. And finally - experts are perplexed about the identity of the mysterious Sixth Man, who finally caved in to requests to provide a voice clip. "Hmm, sounds, European," said Lee. "Is it Bernd? RW? Or could it be First of Two?"
posted June 25, 1999 05:03 PM
1. Scientists havn't been able to figure out the strange phenomenon known as "Liam", who seems to be able to make audible sounds, even while his head is shoved up his butt. 2. I don't know what it is that's been shoved down your pants, Frank, but I'll help you remove it, if you want... 3. The medical Emergency? ... Well, that guy over there just fainted because he's discovered that there are other women with sexy voices at the forums BESIDES the two SexGoddesses.... Perhaps you'd better give him CPR... 4. Errr....... Was there any doubt? 5. WHO?! .. The BOOGIEMAN?!.. EGADS, NO!. ... *runs and hides* 6. I guess after spending a week with him and hearing his voice in many different tones and pitches, I should know wether or not this is Charles' voice, shouldn't I?... Well, I don't know if it is or isn't, but it sounds like the same one who was screaming my name........ of course..... there are many who have done THAT, too....... *trails off*
------------------ Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.
Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
Member # 9
posted June 26, 1999 06:39 PM
*CC opens his mouth to say something but becomes hypnotized by the voice of Number One* It's so.. so... weird... *stares transfixed*
------------------ Charles Capps Cheif Administrator, the solareclipse network "I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do."
posted June 29, 1999 05:32 PM
In addition to number 5 sounding like...whoever, it also sounds similar to what Barney the Purple Dinosaur sounds like when he's on crack.
Never mess with a T-rex on drugs...
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posted June 30, 1999 04:27 PM
It's a long story. Me and him go way back into the 60's, you see. In fact I believe that Barney was the one who gave Jimi that downer that made him asphyxiate. Damn dinosaur, I think he was just jelous that Jimi could play the guitar three times as great without a tail.
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posted July 02, 1999 05:32 PM
Hmm...I guess these were a bit harder. Oh well...at least it's easier to judge.
The First One wins a precision award for getting two out of three guessed right. Antagonist also gets such an award, since Lee's voice was disguised, but he still got it right. And Jubilee deserves recognition for not being able to recognise what was clearly CC's voice. Actually, that was everyone who participated...I guess we'll wait awhile before Pic the Voice IV. There are plenty of other fun contests in the works.
I suppose you'll want to know who the voice clips are of...
1) Liam, of course. And it was a different clip that sounds Australian. 2) Antagonist has a cheese problem. And an evil clown problem, but we didn't use that sound file. 3) Ziyal, in all her holo-generated glory. 4) This is me! The joke is, it's not my voice at all. I did a semi-British accent. 5) Lee, on the other hand, did a quite convincing American accent. 6) CC didn't even bother to do an accent, but it still stumped everyone.
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[This message has been edited by The Shadow (edited July 03, 1999).]
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