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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Star Trek photo Gallery

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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited April 13, 2000).]

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Michael Dracon
aka: NightWing or Altair
Member # 4

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Kirk: These redshirts are all alive!?!

Spock: Fascinating.

Bones: They are going to be dead soon, Jim. (grabs phaser)

Spock: That would be the logical thing to do. (also grabbing a phaser)

*sound of 4 phaser shots*

Kirk: There, that's more like it!

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"Look! I'm quoting myself."
- me

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Dat
Huh?
Member # 302

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Now wait! One of them is Uhura and another is Scotty. You just can't kill them.

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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Uhura: "Captain, while you were away, the four us had a little talk, and we've decided that it would be in the best interests of all our brothers and sisters in crimson if we were to establish a collective bargaining position."

Kirk: "Oh,God, no! The redshirts have unionized!"

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Uhura: "Captain? Doctor? Why are you standing like that?"

Spock: "I'm afraid that Captain Kirk and Docter McCoy have both contracted the rare 'Urkel virus'. It's not fatal, but they will both be intolerable for a week or two."

Scotty: "What do you mean, 'intolerable'?"

Kirk: "Got any cheeeeeeese?"

McCoy: *shoots a redshirt* "Oops. Did I do that?"

Scotty: "Och... Never mind..."

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"Compared to you, every male on this ship is an expert on women!"
-Geordi LaForge to Wesley Crusher, TNG: "Sarek"

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Alshrim Dax
Active Member
Member # 258

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Kirk: "You talkin' to me??"
McCoy: "Ya, I'm talkin' to you!"
Kirk: "Wanna go ... My chest is bigger than your chest!"
McCoy: "You think?"

Uhura: "What's with them?"
Spock: "Infantile Posturing!"

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-There can be only Nine !! ..mmm.. maybe 10 !!

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax:

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

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Kirk: And the babe of the day is Uhura. Scha-wing!
Bones: Scha-wing!

Uhura: Man, I gotta take a shot of this *Grabs Camera* Send it to America's Funniest Home Videos.
Scotty: That would be in 1990, Guardian, can you take us there?

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me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
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Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Kirk: "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time..."

McCoy: "Thank you, thank you very much..."

Uhura: "What in the world...?"

Spock: "After our adventures in 1940s Earth, we visited 1950s Earth, too."

Scotty: "This can't be good..."

Spock: "Just wait until you see the new dress code they've designed..."

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"Compared to you, every male on this ship is an expert on women!"
-Geordi LaForge to Wesley Crusher, TNG: "Sarek"

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44