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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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That's my father, sister, and mother. Faces are blured for your protection. (That and I don't feel like having a three week bruise on one of my arms if my sister finds out....)

You know the drill. Have fun!

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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat


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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Entry to come later...but DAMN, Bubba! Your sister's yummy! Send her my way!

:::as his registration is magically & mysteriously deleted:::

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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.


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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Charles' sister : Do you think the guys on the forums will find me attractive?

Charles' dad: If this photo ends up on the forums, I'll rip that bearded sheep shagger apart with my own bare hands.

Charles' mum: I hope that Sol System's watching this, I've heard some very interesting stories about the size of his manhood. *cue big smile* Why hello big boy!

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3

What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 08, 2001).]


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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Charles' mum (Marge): Where the hell's Charles (Bart) gone!

Charles' dad (Homer): That boy, he's probably in detention again, When he gets back he'll get the biggest spanking of his life.

Charles' sister (Lisa): Dad, you said you'd take me to that science exhibit, you promised!

Charles' dad (Homer): Don't annoy me, daddy's looking pretty for the camera.

*Charles' dad goes off into a daydream state*

Charles' dad (Homer): Mmmmm, Beer!

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3

What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Have you seen these people? Call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS. You do not have to leave your name and you are not required to testify. If you do leave your name, you could be in line to receive a monetary reward if your tip leads to the arrest of these three suspects.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 08, 2001).]


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Its the Capps' Family... duh duh duh duh, *snap snap*

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Charles' Sis: See? They love me more than they love you, Chuckie!!!

Charles' Dad: Hahahahaha!!!!!

Charles' Mom: Nyah!!!!!

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 14, 2001).]


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First of Two
Better than you
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I'm sorry. I can't come up with a good caption involving the people I can barely see. In fact, all that comes to mind is...

ALL YOUR FACE ARE BELONG TO US!

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Tonight on Cops...

We have a domestic violence call. Apparently a fight broke out after someone put 'rabbit ears' on another member in a candid photo. We have reports that one of them is armed and dangerous, and to watch out for the attack sheep.

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond, UB Stude


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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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Keep in mind that these entries will be shown to them. Feel free to edit your previous entries if you find them inappropriate.

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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat


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Shik
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The Beergoggle family in a lighter moment while helping little Katie up to the porcelain altar to chunder mindlessly.

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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.


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The359
The bitch is back
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ROFL, Charles gets beat on by his sister...what a pussy...

Wait, if you're gonna show this to them, then why did you say in the original post you DIDN'T want your sister to find out?

Wait, are those Cub Scouts medallions on that plaque to the right? I think they are! Are those yours, Charles?! Hehe...pussy.

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Why does it look like CC's sister is about to make that heavy-metal-band "devil" sign w/ her left hand?

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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Wait a minute, isn't that the legendary plaque with the name "Chuck Capps" on it? *snigger*

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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*cue 60 Minutes*

Mike Wallace: We have an inside interview with the Capps family, to gain insight on the so called Mulluh of Cappistan, who is trying to take over the world. Their faces have been blocked for their protection.

Charles' Sis: It was awful, seeing all those things. All his evil plans to take over the world........

Charles' Dad: We would have never known that he was responsible for hatching the Lewinsky affair, the assasination of JFK, the coverup at Roswell, his association with Cancer Man.......

Charles' Mom: I mean, he was the perfect boy, who would have known all this time that he was trying for World Domination. That picture of him with the globe should have given us a clue....... *holds peace sign* May the world have mercy on us.......

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 08, 2001).]


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