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Author Topic: HasselCom Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs astronauts gotta get paid Member # 239 posted                       From the Most Amazing Thing I've Ever Seen. Registered: Oct 1999  |  IP: Logged Shik Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never Member # 343 posted                       "YEAH, KITT...YEAH..Ohhhhh GOD, that feels so good. You're SO much better than any of the guest girls...yeah...give it to me, baby..." -------------------- "The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!" Registered: Jun 2000  |  IP: Logged Lee I'm a spy now. Spies are cool. Member # 393 posted                       The initial success of the spin-off show Bushwatch was attributed largely to confusion over the content. -------------------- Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged Lee I'm a spy now. Spies are cool. Member # 393 posted                       With declining record sales in Germany, Hasselhof attempts to yodel his way into the Swiss pop charts. -------------------- Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged Kosh Perpetual Member Member # 167 posted                       "Cricky!" A quote from David Hasslehoff, when told the tiny snke that had just bitten him was one of the most poisonous snkes in the world. _____________________________________________ David Hasslehoff's new series"Robin Hood, Men Doing Bad TV". -------------------- Sparky:: Think! Question Authority, Authoritatively. “Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.” EMSparks Shalamar: To save face, keep lower half shut. Registered: Jun 1999  |  IP: Logged Grokca Senior Member Member # 722 posted                       and called it macaroni! -------------------- "and none of your usual boobery." M. Burns Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged First of Two Better than you Member # 16 posted                       Attempting to capitalize on the success of Mel Gibson's "Braveheart," actor David Hasselhoff produces, directs, and stars in "Beerheart," the story of an Australian outback outlaw who defied the draconian rule of Parliament and brought freedom and Fosters to the masses. Beerheart: "Every man drinks. Not every man GETS TRULY PISSED!" Australian battle rabble: "YEAHHHHHHHHH!! *Blarrrrrgh!*" [ April 08, 2002, 12:56: Message edited by: First of Two ] Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Sol System two dollar pistol Member # 30 posted                       The video...my eyes...real? joke? Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Ritten A Terrible & Sick leek Member # 417 posted                       *****I can't pee with everyone watching..... Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged Grokca Senior Member Member # 722 posted                       Well I watched the whole video and I don't think I shall ever be the same again. It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just some washed up actor making a music video. -------------------- "and none of your usual boobery." M. Burns Registered: Oct 2001  |  IP: Logged TSN I'm... from Earth. Member # 31 posted                       On next week's episode of "The Man Train": Silly hats! Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged bX Stopped. Smelling flowers. Member # 419 posted                       The Hasselhof: Scara-moosh! Scara-moosh! (usw.) -------------------- "Nah. The 9th chevron is for changing the ringtone from "grindy-grindy chonk-chonk" to the theme tune to dallas." -Reverend42 Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged capped I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP Member # 709 posted                       Looking at the slow-motion replay, you can see President Hasselhoff's head has just begun to go back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back... and to the left.. Registered: Sep 2001  |  IP: Logged The_Tom recently silent Member # 38 posted                       <newscaster>...After reviewing video evidence smuggled out of the production facility in Marina del Ray, LAPD officials accompanied by representatives from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bluescreens made their move, raiding the property and halting the cruel torture believed to be going on inside.</newscaster> -------------------- "I was surprised by the matter-of-factness of Kafka's narration, and the subtle humor present as a result." (Sizer 2005) Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged

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