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"All these eyes, and I still can't find my razor."
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Somebody's been eyeballing himself. Literally.
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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As responsibility for the development of the UBB, Charles Capps develops extra eyes for more bug-catching.
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Jubes: My, my, what great number of eyes you have.
CC: All to examine every inch of you with....
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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In an effort to prevent more swearing on the forums, Charles decided to augment his current vision with several more pairs of eyes. Unfortunately, one eyeball fell during the operation which now makes him look freakish.
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Charles was born with the wrong set of genes to be a teacher. The eyes are supposed to be in the back of the head.
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To enhance the colors on his screen Charles enhanced a montitor with plutonium, but failed to install adequate shielding.
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