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Cargile
Nobody Special
Member # 45

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It's bound to happen. People see Elvis at truck stops having a bit to eat, why not Jar Jar? The paparazzi could follow him around and take photos of him in his most private moments--eating out of gargabe cans in Beverly Hills, dropping large stones onto driving cars from overhead passes on highways, annoying old ladies at the mall, masturbating in an adult movie theatre, and soliciting prostitutes. Having Jar Jar in the tabloids would be a riot! It could ruin his career.

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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Something like Bert is evil? Jar Jar is evil...OK.

BTW what's wrong with masturbating in an adult movie theater?

KIDDING! OK?

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Jedi Weyoun
Active Member
Member # 110

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how gross. come ON people....please :-�

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Cargile
Nobody Special
Member # 45

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That was a reference to Paul Rubin bka Pee Wee Herman.

No. Gross is masturbating at a Children's Puppet Show.

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I was right in the middle of a f*cking reptile zoo. And somebody was giving booze to these goddam things."
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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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I didn't know this toilet wall writing:

"Here I sit and hesitate.
Shall I shit or masturbate?"

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