Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Geordi *thinking*: She's single, good looking, nice hairdo, pleasant personality....... nah..... she's too old.
------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining "Where is our funding"? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343
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Crusher: "Now hold still, Kunta. If you're gonna be a house nigga, then we need to implant this device in your brain."
Kunta: "Oh. YAS, Missy! Wha's it fo'?"
Crusher: "Oh, well..if you try to steal from us or leave the plantation or let any of those other field nigrahs in here...well, it turns your brain into Jell-O."
Kunta: "Oh NO, Miz Crushah! THEY'S not mah peoplez! YOU'Z mah peoplez! I's da BESTest house nigga you'z EVAH gonna have!!"
------------------ "Boinky ensued, and a great time was had by all." --Book of Nigel, Chapter 4, verse 32
Crusher: "I was never here. What you saw was swamp gas reflecting off of Venus. It was entirely YOUR idea to reprogram the captain's replicator to replace his earl grey tea with tribble urine."
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited May 17, 2001).]
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
posted
Crusher: How many lights are there?
------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining "Where is our funding"? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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Geordi: Alright Beverly, here's a joke for you.
A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead were all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Brunette says, "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a pack of cigarettes. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she smoked."
The Redhead says, "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she drank."
Then the Blonde speaks up. "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a penis."
Beverly: Okay you bastard, blind or not YOU DIE!
------------------ The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #10
Where's all that fucking water coming from? - Captain of Titanic
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited May 18, 2001).]
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
posted
Crusher: I was right.... LaForge is really an alien.....
------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining 'Where is our funding'? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
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Crusher: Ok. Slowly give me the bag of gold-pressed latnium. You better not put one of those ink bombs in the bag either!
------------------ "I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
[This message has been edited by MIB (edited May 23, 2001).]
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