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South Carolina senator Strom Thurmond sits down after arguing Confederate rights in Congress. His aide quietly reminds the senator that the Civil War ended a long time ago, the south lost.
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Aide: I'm sorry Mr Thurmond, but the bathroom is further down the hall.
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"Ned? Ned? Are you in there? I've just brought you a chicken supper"
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Mr. Thurmond: "Everything is proceeding as I have for... Excuse me? Who the hell are all you people and what are you doing in my secret lair?"
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It was announced today that South Carolina senator Strom Thurmond has decided to become a spokesperson for Viagra, taking over for Bob Dole. Unfortunately for the senator, who will be vacating his seat in 2002, the drug had created some unexpected side effects that includes random anal leakage attacks. This picture shows the senator during such an attack during his weekly meetings with his aides.
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Senatorial Aide #1: What's wrong with the Senator?
Senatorial Aide #2: He accidentally saw the new Britney Spears video on MTV.
Strom Thurmond: Oops, I did it again...
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Hmm... actually I'm not even sure if that is Thurmond. Only that I know Thurmond is the senator of my state, SC, and is about 100 years old. Oh well..
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