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Posted by Jordan on :
 
You knew it would happen...

You knew that it COULD happen...

Now I bring to you....in colour and in stereo....

THE INTERROGATION OF TSN!

*fire away....!*

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Goodnight my love...the brightest star in my sky...

Goodnight...you have been my sky, my sun and my moon...

 


Posted by Jordan on :
 
And I bet this topic won't get one reply either...except by me :-)

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Goodnight my love...the brightest star in my sky...

Goodnight...you have been my sky, my sun and my moon...

 


Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
 
(Takes shot)BOOM(reloads)BOOM(Reloads)BOOM. You know how we Americans are about shotting at stuff.

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Parallax


 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Okay, we have a problem here. You see, Jordan, Jeff Raven was supposed to be interrogated next. Then I was to be interrogated. After me I'm not sure about. Tahna Los needs to decide. So basically, you went over my head and initiated an interrogation without the consent of the interrogation master (me). But ya no what? I don't care. Let's have fun with Timmy Boy.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Over here, TSN stands for "The Sports Network". You stole our name!!!! Come back here, thief!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
These interrogations should always be random and unorganized. Who cares what was planned?

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Rodimus Prime: "Don't panic. Stay calm until we know what's going on. Then we'll panic."
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Plans??? WE don' need no steenking PLANS!!!
Badges?? WE don' need no steenking badges!!
Reason?? WE don' need no steenking reason!!
Sense?? WE don' make no steenking sense!!

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*I only SEEM Normal*

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*looks blankly at Jordan* Whaddaya know? He actually did it... *L*

And how long has "The Sports Network" been around? Because TSN have been my initials since May 1981. If they haven't been around that long, they stole it from me! :-)

Oh, and if anyone's wondering why this all started, it's because, last night, I was turning into a block of duranium and encasing people...

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"I'll bite your legs off!"
-Terry Gilliam, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
*likes TSN... the TV station version*

I believe they stole it from you then.

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

*hangs TSN upside down*

Give it back!!!! Give it back!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
*hypnotises entire world into thinking that 21st century starts on 1st January, 2000, just to annoy Tim*

Oh, the bitterness of not being above the legal age to drink for a time that has only happened TWICE before (in AD at least).

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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

 


Posted by Jordan on :
 
*Evil manical laughter!*

Encase me in durnanium, eh, Timmykins?

Throw him....IN THE CARBONITE!!!!

*TSN is tossed into a pit and flash frozen by the carbonite*

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

(Yes, i'm mad. QUITE mad!) :-)

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Goodnight my love...the brightest star in my sky...

Goodnight...you have been my sky, my sun and my moon...

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Hey, I wonder how much Jabba would pay for TSN?

*looks at everyone*

You're right, not that much.

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Okay, everyone, we've got a mind-condition, vintage, carbon-encased TSN for auction here! Bidding starts at $0.50! Any takers? This is a rare item, only one ever made...

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Rodimus Prime: "Don't panic. Stay calm until we know what's going on. Then we'll panic."

[that should be "mint-condition," but I'll leave it in so Elim's post makes sense]

[This message was edited by The Shadow on March 31, 1999.]
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
TSN... as in the TV station? I'll take it! I'll take it!

Oh... that guy from the SF Forums... Uhm, well... never mind.

*disappears*

Wait one minute, Frank, TSN has a mind condition?

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Well, if you'll buy him, sure, he has a mind condition.

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Rodimus Prime: "Don't panic. Stay calm until we know what's going on. Then we'll panic."
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
What kind of mind condition?

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

 


Posted by monkeyboy on :
 
One TSN, slightly used with a few bumps and bruises. Any takers? .50$ going once going twice.

This line is withdrawn. Next item. Cat o nine tail to do some whipping and getting a real interagation going.

Ant the TSN station was sold last month to ESPN and CTV sports so they beat cha to it.

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I did'nt do it.


 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
The mind condition? Erm, well, sometimes he can be illogical and stubborn...does that count?

And I'm auctioning off TSN, not you, monkeyboy. Of course, you can buy him if you like...only $0.50...

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Rodimus Prime: "Don't panic. Stay calm until we know what's going on. Then we'll panic."
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Hmmmmm
I could use his corny jokes to enhance mine...
But does he come with a mute button when he starts to sing?


Question....TSN, Why are you always offline on ICQ? What are you doing behind there eh?

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*no-one notices that he was put in the carbonite just as he was grabbing his phaser to shoot Liam for that millennium crack*

*is able to slowly pull the trigger and burn his way out of the carbonite*

Woo-hoo! I'm free!

*shoots Liam w/ phaser at setting 16*

*shoots Jordan w/ phaser at setting 32*

Alright, this thing's got sixteen more settings! Anyone else wanna say anything?!

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"I'll bite your legs off!"
-Terry Gilliam, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 


Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
[Voice quavers from behind an Eka-platinum/transmodium barrier:]

"Yes"

DUCK!!!

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
I once met a doctor who looked like a duck...I could tell right away that he was a quack...

ba-ba bing!

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Enters the thread sporting a rather large Bullseye tattooed to his chest and a large sign saying "HIT ME HERE"!!!

BTW: what happens at settings 17-32 anyways?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
I think those are settings "defrost" through "puree."

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*I only SEEM Normal*

 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Duranium? Carbonite? Corny jokes? Mute buttons? Phaser levels 17 through 32? I think this just may be the kinkiest interrogation thread yet.

*walks over to where Tim was once hanging upside down and picks up the loose change*

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
 
0.40 Cents. (I need a new target for target practice)

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Parallax


 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Settings 17-32 are the original 16 settings moved up. This phaser just has 16 lower settings, including...

setting 12: slight limp

setting 9: chesty cough

setting 5: feeling a bit tired

setting 4: just not in the mood

setting 1: itchy backside.

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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Hm... Actually, the phaser has three emitters, so settings 1-16 are normal, 17-32 are like getting hit by a phaser at 16 and another at 1-16, and 33-48 are like getting hit by two phasers at 16 and one at 1-16.

But I think Liam's method works, too... :-)

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Is he still up for auction?? I have a lawn that needs fertilizing, and I heard that chopped up pieces of TSN scattered around worked well...... Um......

*looks* Oops! didn't mean to type that outloud...

Anyways, You guys are forgetting a few phaser settings!
Extra Tasty Crispy, Shake N Bake, Lightly toast, Scorch, Instant breakfast, and My personal favorite, "Slow, painful, agonizing death".

*points phaser at TSN* Now .. I'm only going to ask nicely one more time...
I WANT MY CLOTHES BACK! *shivers*

*mutters about men stealing her clothing and laminating it*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Sure, you can buy TSN for, let's say, $20. Or lower; name a price.

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Rodimus Prime: "Don't panic. Stay calm until we know what's going on. Then we'll panic."
 


Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
*being eternally thankful that SHE is no longer in danger of an interrogation, decides to join in on this one* But only as your musical sound track... hehehe... I just can't help myself on this one!

*takes a stance of being tall and lowers her singing voice until it's deep, throaty, and masculine*

*sings a la Oliver!*

"One Boooooyyyyy....
Boy for sale!
He's going cheap! Only seven *somethings*,
that or therabout...."

*continues humming lyrics to the song in the background*

I played flute for Oliver! in Feb... hehehe.... one thing about playing in the pit though is that you never learn ANY words said while you're playing... so "Only seven *somethings*" isn't really supposed to say "somethings"... I just played at that part and never got to learn the word

Now... back to my humming...

*takes the stance and lowers her voice again, humming the rest of the song as if in a trance*

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*in memory of Ralph*

"Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!"

May his terracotta soul rest in peace...

[This message was edited by LOA on April 04, 1999.]
 


Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

I never understood. In these interrogation threads, nobody ever interrogates. It's just a bunch of half related mumbling and bantering strung together by the name of the interrogated person casually strewn into most -but not every- post.

So what gives bros?
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
RW, I believe such was the point.

Although my posts have been conciously placed towards the goal of retrieving my laminated clothing. *L*

LOA: Um... I think it's like ... 7 shillings or something ... I was stage crew in oliver and had to literally hold up the door during that scene... so I wasn't paying attention either. *LOL*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
 


Posted by monkeyboy on :
 
Hmmm So he still up for sale?
I'll give u 10 rusty nails an old calander from 1975, a half eaten lolipop and plenty of 5 inch floppy diskettes. Or five dollars.
Take your pic.


I'll even throw in a pic of my friends sisters girl friend who is my half sister, twin brother.


(I am on a chocalte, caffeine drunk punking my guts out last night hangover thereby explaining my ranting)

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I did'nt do it.


 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
I hereby put in my bid for TSN:
I see all monkeyboy's bids, and raise him an old collection of ear wax, authorized Hitler toe-nail clippings, three nose hairs, and some belly-button lint.

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
 


Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
*continues singing in the background*

One Booooyyyyyy...
boy for Sale!!!
He's going cheap!
Only seven *somethings*
That or therabout....

Hmmmm Hmmmmmm....
Hmm hm hmmmmm....
hm hm hm hmmm....


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*in memory of Ralph*

"Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!"

May his terracotta soul rest in peace...

 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Personally, I always thought that the best way to approach these interogations was to just consider yourself at home, consider yourself part of the furniture as it were, and prattle on aimlessly about mildy amusing things that don't seem half as funny 5 minutes after you've tried to remember the words to that bloody song after playing it in a band for the past 4 years.

Ahem, I'll shut up now.

You can set a phaser on 'Viagra' you know...

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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

 


Posted by monkeyboy on :
 
I also add a rare picture of that mysterious
whitehouse intern that everyone has been hearing about as well as a some autographed picture of the stars of the classic American 80's show....Different Strokes!!

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I did'nt do it.


 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
To my offer I add a pile of poo, some powdered toast, coagulated cranberry juice, pine shavings..... and the last live recorded footage of Mathew Shephard.

Dangit monkeyboy, give UP! ... TSN IS MINE! *BUAHAHAHAHAHA*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
*does not like people using Cranberry Juice in vain* (That was a joke, by the way.)

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 05, 1999.]
 


Posted by Commodore TSN (Member # 11) on :
 
*saves his alter ego by bidding 500 bottles of Saurian brandy*

You see, we recently stopped off at Saurius, and I have certain connections, so... :-)
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*glances at his alter ego's status line*

What the...? *screams in frustration* CAPPS!!!!!

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

[This message was edited by TSN on April 05, 1999.]
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
I guess Tim finally noticed that his beloved ship is mispelled in his status line.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
He noticed before, but CC was supposed to have changed it by now...

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Rollbar: "That's the best offer we've had all day..."
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*decides to add the Commodore to her %!$@ list as well*
Well, Um....... I raise the bid with.... *thinks*
1,000 bottles of Domestic Romulan Ale..... yeah!

*pulls some connections out of her butt*
*then realizes she doesn't have any*

Well in that case, i'll have to use feminine whiles to get what I want.
Oohhhhhhhh Timmeykins.... you seem to have something caught in your zipper... here..... LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU!..... *buahahhaaa*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

[edited] The commodore was added to my SHIT list... hence the %!$@ , I don't know where Liam got "fucking" out of that, and I'm not sure I want to. However, i'm leaving it there so the other posts make sense

[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on April 06, 1999.]
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Geez, Jubilee is rolling out the innuedo about the same rate as MaGiC in her heyday as the Empress of Interrogation and Fuzzy Handcuffs.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I'm still smarting from getting shot up my millenium crack...

Well, she's adding the Commodore to her fucking list. No tso much innuendo, as a flat-out sexual come-on.

Where do we sign up for this list?

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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
I would think that Jubilee and MaGiC are good friends....I think. I've been to their webpages, and they're linked...heheheh.

*hands Jubilee a cat o' nine tails*

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Alright, people, am I gonna have to start getting medieval on you? *puts on his suit of armor and picks up his longsword w/ phaser attachment* Well, mostly medieval...

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
The innuendo is yours to intrepret, Siegfried, dear....

Liam: Do you really want to know? ...
(and actually, TSN was already ON the list.... obviously.... since he had my clothing laminated)

*takes the cat o nine tails* Why .... thanks!

And yes, MaGiC and I are friends...... *L*

Well, you see, it's come to my attention that I am but one of a very FEW women who post here... and that means that there are tons of men out there...and they are my captive audience

But ......... if you don't like it.... I'll tone it down for 'ya

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 


Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
A large brown bear ambles onto the tournament grounds. A hush falls over the crowd as he rises up on his hind legs, extends a paw, opening it to reveal an object. Light glints from the object as the camera zooms in to reveal:

A CAN OPENER!

*Music: Also Sprach Zarathustra*

The crowd roars its approval as the knight in armor signals a time-out and waves the referee over.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
*collapses to the ground after reading Liam's post*

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants


 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*looks at Sol on the ground*

Does someone need CPR?

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Possibly the mouth to mouth part, but I could do without the cracking my ribs to compress my heart bit. I get enough of that already.

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants


 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Never fear, Sol System! I'm trained in CPR and mouth to mouth!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Where's Tora when you need her?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*LOL*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 


Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
*enters*

I heard there was something sick, perverted and downright illegal going on in here. The screams of TSN and the occasional gasps from (I think) Liam are getting through the walls.

I also understand there's a new dominatrix in town and... *spies Jubilee* ...Helllllooooohh.

*whipcrack*

YYYYEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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I've been irrigating the desert...
Which isn't easy on your own."
- M&W

 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Dominatrix?? Nah ...

Just a very willfull, opinionated woman with more than a healthy dose of libido and an impressive sex drive.

However....if you DO like women who dress in leather and use a whip ....... *trails off*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Of course.
"Superior intelligence is always complemented by a strong sex drive." -- Heinlein


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*I only SEEM Normal*


[This message was edited by First of Two on April 06, 1999.]

[This message was edited by First of Two on April 06, 1999.]
 


Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
Hmmm... I suppose that explains why I'm so easily distrac

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
*LMAO ROTF LOLOLOLOLOLOL*


Baloo, that was a gem!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is still laughing*

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"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Tora Ziyal is on vacation in Taiwan this week.

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants


 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Aww come on, you're claiming that '%!$@' is obviously 'shit'? Besides, it makes more sense with 'fucking'.

At least to me.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee
 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Look, I've managed to get the words 'fuck' and 'shit' in a post, with NOOO nasty comments about 'only people with small vocabularies and no sense of humour use bad language'. VICTORY!

Now, can I get away with calling Clinton a stupid cuHEY HEY Mum! No, don't read it. Don't. Look, I'm pressing post before you can read any mo

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Yes. It is. As in "shit list" ... as in, a list of people that are no longer to recieve nice comments from.

I'm not so sure you want to be on that list yet Liam, because ... gee.. I like you and all that, I'd hate to hafta stop talking to you.

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Mommy! Liam and Jubilee are using profane words!

I was such a tattle-tail in kindergarten. Hee hee!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*forces the Pompatus to eat paste*

I was such a troublemaker in elementary school....

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 


Posted by monkeyboy on :
 
I be not reading posts for a day or two and everything shifts from TSN?
My my my.
FOUCS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

TO balance the scale in favour of TSN, I will now use his name in a long sentence.
TSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSNTSTSNTSNTSNTSn


OH TSN, OH YEAH !!!! OH YEAH TSN
???

URhhh uhmmm ignore that last sentence.


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I did'nt do it.


 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
*looks at Jubilee who hasjust put paste in his mouth*

This is really delicious. Got any ketchup I can put on it? Yes, folks, Jubilee was a trouble maker in elementary school, and I never made it to school with all my lunch money.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Ewwwwwwww Ketchup and PASTE?!
Now, I'm sure paste and poster puddy are good, and i've heard paste and glue can be tolerable..but paste and KETCHUP?

Seigfried, were you NORMAL in elementary school?

*looks at him*

I didn't think so.

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Ok, this thread is getting just a *little* too wierd for me....I'm outta here.

TSN, I feel so sorry for you. Really I do.

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
I was too normal in elementary school. Now change the subject and pass me the horseradish and sweet relish for my paste, please.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
And besides, you don't have any room to talk, Jubilee. You swallowed both of your feet a couple threads over!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
I hereby declare that "interrogation" should not be used in any thread title. It brings in all the weirdos and crazy people and such...

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Destruction Drone: "Throw down your weapons and I will spare your miserable lives!"
Rollbar: "That's the best offer we've had all day..."
 


Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
 
....and on that cue.....*bows* I thought it was about time I showed my face in here again. Jubes hon, have you been calling us 'friends' again...really dear, come out of the closet and tell the world that i'm the best %!$@ you've ever had!!! *L* ( don't you just love a juicy rumour)

....Oh and did I mention that I have a large church candle easy to hand and some scented oil....just in case anyone should need it....You'll have to get your own cuffs though! Mine are in almost constant use and i lost the key to the spare pair.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
I hate to say this, Frank, but it's all the weirdos and freaks out there that truly make life interesting and worth living.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*hands the pompatus ketchup, relish and horseradish*

*winks at MaGiC* Lover, I thought we agreed we weren't admitting those things in public?.. Oh well. And by the way, I think I'm missing some black leather underwear... you wouldn't know where that is, would you? *grin*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
*screams and runs away*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
*starts a petition to get more hetrosexual women in here*

Either that, or I'm gonna have to start wearing heals and leather.

Whcihc won't be that much or a change to be sure...

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Jubes: Whaddaya mean black leather underwear? I thought you said those laminated clothes were the only ones you had! *glare*

Frank: Weirdos and crazy people, eh? So, which one are you? ;-)

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Liam in heels and a dress?

Hell, I've reached the point of desperation where I don't give a damn anymore. Wear something pink. And don't grab my rear end.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
TSN: Both.

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :
 
I don't know about you, but I always did enjoy playing grab ass with a good looking chick.

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Grab ass with a chick? I smell a sexual harrassment suit! Sick 'em, gals!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Liam: With YOUR hair and colouring? gack!

TSN: You have my clothing, not my underwear, dear....

Warped: I always did enjoy a game of grab ass myself.... Com'ere....

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I gave it back! Stop using the present tense! And no present participles! Not even present perfect tense! And second-person plural past participles taking third-person singular neuter dative objects are right out!

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
okay.. you HAD my clothing.
But you still never had my underwear. So stop being a pain in the ass.

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 


Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :
 
*moves next to Jubes* I'm ready, are you?

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*grabs Warped's ass*

Was it good for you?

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

 




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