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....and on that cue.....*bows* I thought it was about time I showed my face in here again. Jubes hon, have you been calling us 'friends' again...really dear, come out of the closet and tell the world that i'm the best %!$@ you've ever had!!! *L* ( don't you just love a juicy rumour)
....Oh and did I mention that I have a large church candle easy to hand and some scented oil....just in case anyone should need it....You'll have to get your own cuffs though! Mine are in almost constant use and i lost the key to the spare pair.
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I hate to say this, Frank, but it's all the weirdos and freaks out there that truly make life interesting and worth living.
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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*hands the pompatus ketchup, relish and horseradish*
*winks at MaGiC* Lover, I thought we agreed we weren't admitting those things in public?.. Oh well. And by the way, I think I'm missing some black leather underwear... you wouldn't know where that is, would you? *grin*
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
Hell, I've reached the point of desperation where I don't give a damn anymore. Wear something pink. And don't grab my rear end.
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Grab ass with a chick? I smell a sexual harrassment suit! Sick 'em, gals!
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
TSN: You have my clothing, not my underwear, dear....
Warped: I always did enjoy a game of grab ass myself.... Com'ere....
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
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I gave it back! Stop using the present tense! And no present participles! Not even present perfect tense! And second-person plural past participles taking third-person singular neuter dative objects are right out!
------------------ "About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver." -James Lileks
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okay.. you HAD my clothing. But you still never had my underwear. So stop being a pain in the ass.
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
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