So, another U.S. Governmental figure has fallen to the attractiveness of sex. Eliot Spitzer, governer of my home state of New York, has been identified as client #9 on a list of clients of a prostitution ring. Even better, his id was brought about by phone taps that HE authorized to help fight crime. He has since resigned, and the LT Governor David Patterson will become governor on monday. He will become the first BLIND black man to hold that position in NY. Looks like SpitzerSwallows gota taste of his own medicine. When will politicians stop calling whores, or soliciting gay sex in a bathroom? HOw often does this happen in other countries?
Posted by shikaru808 (Member # 2080) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sean: When will politicians stop calling whores, or soliciting gay sex in a bathroom? HOw often does this happen in other countries?
When regular people stop calling whores and solicitating gay sex in public bathrooms. They're as flawed as regular humans unfortunately. And I assume this happens even more in other countries, we just don't hear about it. The media isn't so free everywhere else.
Posted by shikaru808 (Member # 2080) on :
And on an added note, what does this have to do with Designs, Artwork, and Creativity?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Crap, posted in the wrong section... *hits self on head with rubber fish*
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
And so this topic gets sent on its way to the proper home...
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Thank you. Until the whole Larry Craig scandal, I didn't know there was a proper code for soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom. THe things you learn from politicians...
Posted by Guardian 2000 (Member # 743) on :
I know . . . I couldn't believe I'd been doing it wrong all these years. No wonder I've never gotten gay sex! I always assumed the peeing and splooshes and fart noises were just the ticket, but boy was I wrong!
Now I'm just too embarrassed to try. (sniffle)
And thanks to Spitzer, I now know that I actually have to *find* hookers. I always thought they were door-to-door salespersons. No wonder I've never gotten hooker-sex!
Now I'm just too embarrassed to try. (sigh)
I guess I'm just not politician material. I mean, they're soooo knowledgeable about things I just never understood. I'm obviously not cut out to be that kind of role model.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Just watched the news. Appearently, the call(s) that led to him being identified were made right here in Buffalo. Oh joy. First, McKinley gets shot, then, Spitzer gets some. Aren't we just creating a history for ourselves...
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sean: Thank you. Until the whole Larry Craig scandal, I didn't know there was a proper code for soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom. THe things you learn from politicians...
Never heard of glory holes?
Posted by HerbShrump (Member # 1230) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sean: HOw often does this happen in other countries? [/QB]
Dude, other countries have porn stars in their Congress.
I've never been quite sure why, but hearing or reading "glory hole" sends me into a fit of giggles.
Actually, mental giggles - all my emotions are channeled to emoticons and things online and not to my face or mouth. It's like some kinda w00t cyber-adaptation or mental deficiency or something.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"When will politicians stop calling whores, or soliciting gay sex in a bathroom?"
Well, that's not really the problem, is it? Theoretically, we shouldn't give two craps about whom our politicians are banging. The problem here is that Spitzer was fucking whores while prosecuting whores. And Larry Craig was being gay while trying to legislate against gays. And there's the additional fact that they are both married to women who probably weren't consulted about whether they wanted to share.
In summary, your question should have been "When will politicians stop being so comically hypocritical?"
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Y'know if he was gonna buy a hooker, at least he should have brought a pretty hooker. This chick is fugly.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
TSN: I think shikaru had the measure of it - politicians will stop being so comically hypocritical when everyone else stops being so comically hypocritical. George Carlin had it right, so I paraphrase him here: [Politicians] don't fall from the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American families and American schools...This is the best we can do, folks.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I wouldn't say that everyone is comically hypocritical. At least a very small amount of hypocrisy is probably pretty universal, of course.
And, to be fair, not every politician is comically hypocritical. I'm not suggesting that my version of the "when will they stop?" question is really what we should ask. Just that, in these cases, the hypocrisy should be more of an issue than the sex.
"Y'know if he was gonna buy a hooker, at least he should have brought a pretty hooker. This chick is fugly."
Seriously? I mean, I'll admit, I don't think she's particularly attractive. But, if she's your idea of someone whose appearance is overtly repulsive, where does that leave the rest of us? Are your standards of beauty even achievable within the physical limitations of the human form?
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
With adequate 'shopping and four hours of makeup... ;P
Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
(and yes, I fail at HTML. It's fixed now.)
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: I wouldn't say that everyone is comically hypocritical. At least a very small amount of hypocrisy is probably pretty universal, of course.
And, to be fair, not every politician is comically hypocritical. I'm not suggesting that my version of the "when will they stop?" question is really what we should ask. Just that, in these cases, the hypocrisy should be more of an issue than the sex.
"Y'know if he was gonna buy a hooker, at least he should have brought a pretty hooker. This chick is fugly."
Seriously? I mean, I'll admit, I don't think she's particularly attractive. But, if she's your idea of someone whose appearance is overtly repulsive, where does that leave the rest of us? Are your standards of beauty even achievable within the physical limitations of the human form?
Well okay, she not fugly. She's more plain Jane. Also Canadians are envious.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
"The campaign is also featuring Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. What, Canada doesn't have any joke-worthy targets of its own?"
No. In Canadia, nothing happens until we cross the border. Then, the party starts. Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sean: No. In Canadia, nothing happens until we cross the border. Then, the party starts.
No no, when y'all cross the border the party stops, complete with record-needle-jumping-off-track sound.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Maybe you guys should come down here more often. Then we can get the REAL party started...
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
She's ugly? Dude, i thought she was attractive (though i'd still have to be really stupid to put my lips on her snatch... uh... hmm...)
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
I second the motion for this woman being teh hotness.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
SHe is nice looking. Not the type you'd figure being a whore, if you were to see her on the street.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Y'all some harsh muthafuckas, yo.
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
I heard on the radio today that Larry Flynt is offering her $1 million to pose nude in Hustler.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
That's more than she'd get from Spitzer.
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
hmmm, i'd pay for a DVD of her doing ATM with whomever she gets to fuck...
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Doing it near an ATM would be kinda risky, you know, with the cameras and stuff. Or is it the way she accepts money?
He puts a large amount of cash in her mouth, and her bijingo opens up?
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
If you were anyone else, Sean, I'd think you were kidding. But it is you so I'm not 100% sure Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
The proper term is A2M, anyway.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Dan, I am not that naieve. I am most definately kidding. Everyone knows that high class whores dont accept cash. Only credit. YOu slide the card between their boobs. But I really dont know what ATM means in this context. Ass to mouth?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Apparently, you do know.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Coolio, I was just guessing.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I HEARD IT OUT OF CONTEXT FROM A FRIEND OF MINE.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
YOU NEVER GO ASS-TO-MOUTH! Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Bad memory?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Or he's seen Clerks II.
And : "Coolio"? Surely not.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
That is a good movie.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
It's from scrubs. It is less gay sounding than Faaaabulouuuus, so I roll with it.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
It should never be said unless you're referencing a fantastic voyage or a gangsta's paradise.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"It is less gay sounding than Faaaabulouuuus..."
If that's your standard, does that mean you'll say pretty much anything except that and "I enjoy penises"?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Uh...Uh... *Runs away*
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Dude, come ON! Now you're just fuckin' with us.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I really dont know what that means. I am not up to date with current slang and expressions. I use cool, and that sucks, and simple things like that. And I wouldn't fuck with the people here. I could be outsmarted too easily, and have a lot of respect for the members of this forum.
Now, what does Fappity mean?
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
You have the entire planetary knowledge base at your fingers. Come ON!
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
A google search for fappity returned a page with the word SHHhhhhhhhhhh on it, a person by the name of Thread Killer, a page that has the title MASTURBATION and a bunch of sites that are blocked by my computer. Can I assume that it means something along the lines of that's hot, or something that you want to fondle yourself to?
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
FAP! FAP! FAP! IT MEANS MASTURBATE!
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Something that I am not, nor ever hope to be, versed in.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
POD PERSON! KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I am not an alien!
See, no green card.
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
Okay, I really think his title needs to be updated again. Maybe to something like "Kick Me, I'm Clueless"?
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
How's that?
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Now all we need is a picture of yon laddie to make a "Bart Simpson at the chalkboard" style macro.
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
... wow. you know i was kidding about her... i doubt she's smart enough to remember to douce, let alone have a enema prior-to...
you know. that thing that you do to her anus with your face, Sean...
*raises shields* Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
*SKIDS to a stop*
looks and identifies Charles Capps (Member #9. wow that alone is hillarious, sir)
WTF? GIVES ME New tag! YES! ME tells you (Pleads nicely, actually) GIVES ME NEW NAME (in low Ja-Lo Tryump The Comic Dog tone)
yes?
(See? PT on just a granola bar really is bad...)
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
quote:Originally posted by Pensive's Wetness: WTF? GIVES ME New tag! YES! ME tells you (Pleads nicely, actually) GIVES ME NEW NAME (in low Ja-Lo Tryump The Comic Dog tone)
*whistles aimlessly*
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
This is all in preparation for college initiation, I know it...
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