I can see where this will head...
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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
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Robot: "Hey, I'm stuck up here!"
Cyclonus: "Everybody's got to be somewhere."
Neelix: I don't know about you, I'm just waiting for Krenim to come up with a good "Agenda" quote that goes with this picture.
Doctor: That could take a while, Mr. Neelix. We're not really doing anything that mimics that episode.
Neelix: How about "The ultimate risk... For the ultimate prize... A day of reckoning with those who made us slaves!"
Doctor: Nah. I look too happy for that.
Neelix: Too bad Kes isn't laying on the floor helpless. We could do a scene right before Megatron...
Doctor: Mr. Neelix! We don't want to spoil Liam too much!
Neelix: Uh... Then what do we do?
Doctor: I could pretend this one pepper is the Ark and the other pepper is the Decepticon ship, and I could reinact Blackarachnia's explanation of the Transformers' backstory...
Neelix: I can't think of anything better.
Doctor: Very well then. *Ahem* Oh, its no legend, Jojo... Eons before Maximals and Predacons even existed, you ancestors, the Autobots, launched this Ark containing their finest heroes. *Makes whooshing noise and moves red pepper around, then moves yellow pepper in* Kapow! Zap! It was attack by Decepticons and crashed here on Earth. *Makes red pepper go into nosedive* Blam!
Neelix: That didn't work out too well.
Doctor: What do you expect? I'm a doctor, not a Predacon...
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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
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Megatron: "Waspinator, salvage Inferno."
Waspinator: "Inferno blow up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, nobody salvage. Why universe hate Waspinator?"
Neelix: *nods*
Doctor: "These are called 'edible objects.'"
Neelix: *nods*
Doctor: "Remember leola root?"
Neelix: *nods*
Doctor: "IT DOESN'T GET IN ANYTHING ANYMORE!"
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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."
Neelix: *o_O* Where did you GET those? ... I thought only _I_ had a special collection of people's balls! ... Give them back!!
Doctor: I will, but there's a lesson to be learned here...
Neelix: Well, and what lesson could possibly be learned from this? .. Quick, make it perverted, Liam's watching....
Doctor: Of course. The lesson being that they have distinct tastes, as our Be'lanna can attest to...
Neelix: *covers mouth and stares wide-eyed* ... That was BAD, Doc.... Now give me my balls back!
Doctor: I'm a doctor, not a comedian. *hands him his balls* *walks off*
Neelix: How many people were guessing that was going to happen?
*40 Capcom readers raise thier hands*
Neelix: Good.
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There are people who one loves immediatly and forever. Just to know that you exist in the same world together is sufficient. Till I loved, I never lived - enough.
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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee
Anyways...
Doctor: Well, Neelix, I heard you were having some trouble...
Neelix: Are those?
Doctor: Yes, they are. Viagra 2000. Use it wisely.
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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
--
They Might Be Giants
Doctor: *bad mock-French accent* "We will make castanets out of your testicles already!"
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"I KNOW I'm dense..."
-a certain anonymous administrator
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The Naked Now
Doctor: "Mr. Neelix, I must warn you, to do this procedure means certain risk of those pair of vaulable organs which you already have."
Neelix: "I don't care, doctor, Kes might have been easy to fool but 7of9 is smarter."
Doctor: "I professionally recommend that you reconsider your next three hours...you could always take eye-agra"
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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
--
They Might Be Giants
Neelix the Shill: "No,EMH the Amazing, I can't."
Janeway to Chakotay: "From now on, no more Crew Talent Night."
Neelix: "You want me to pick the color of the fruit that you're going to stick up my nose?"
EMH: "Oh, I'm sorry, that was the wrong answer. For that, you get them both."
Neelix: Go screw, you five foot column of photons.
Doctor: This is the 24th century, Mr. Neelix. We use the metric system now. You should have said one and a half meter column of photons.
Neelix: Up yours.
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"A screaming comes across the sky..."
Neelix: "I see! These are fancy earring that perform all the functions of the earlier suits, allowing her to at last wear normal clothes!"
EMH: "Er. . . wear clothes? Um. . . er. . . that would, uh. . . upset the. . . proper operation of these devices - that's it! As her doctor, I'd have to advise against it."
Neelix: "What?"
EMH: "My name is. . ?"
Neelix: "What?"
EMH: "My name is. . ?"
Neelix "Wha- OH! Eminem!"
Doctor: There we go...she won't be needing these...
Neelix: Yeah, but our audience does! How're we going to keep our male viewers from tuning in?
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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
Neelix: "Oh, shit! There goes the planet. . ."
Neelix: "But. . . chocolate-coated Tribbles?!"
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"I prefer much more diplomatic ways of pissing people off."
-a certain anonymous administrator
Neelix: "So that's where my Christmas tree ornaments went!"
Doctor: "Mr. Neelix, remind me never to come in here again..."
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"I prefer much more diplomatic ways of pissing people off."
-a certain anonymous administrator
Neelix: Get rid of those grenades before they blow you to smithereens......
Doctor: Mwahahahaha
Neelix: That's right, I forgot.
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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An unborn scream burst in my stomach,
and spread like cold mercury through my chest.
I covered my face with my hands, but kept looking through my fingers.
"Write that down!", he told the stick.
"Is visibly destroyed, yet unable to turn away".
- Blue Jam
Neelix: "The one just above your eyebrows."
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I want it all, but I'll settle for some Chocolate!
Neelix: I always wondered what Kess saw in me.
or
EMH: I will now balance these eggs on the tips of my fingers.
Neelix thinking 
I bet the paint is still tacky)
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The Naked Now
Neelix: Hey!
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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
Neelix: What??
Doctor: Forgive me. *turns on Star Trek technobable sub-routine* You can make Klingon Targ Steak and Regalian Hawk Eggs for breakfast.
Neelix: Oh, yummy!
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To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe.
~Carl Sagan
Neelix: "Erm... No..."
Doctor: "Oh, well. Just so it isn't a total loss, I'll use these eggs for a magic trick. I'll make them disappear... up your ***!!!"
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"I prefer much more diplomatic ways of pissing people off."
-a certain anonymous administrator
Doctor: "Neelix, what are these?"
Neelix: "Swallow eggs."
Doctor: "African or European swallow?"
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"I prefer much more diplomatic ways of pissing people off."
-a certain anonymous administrator
Doctor: "Yes."
Neelix: "And how did they get here, then?"
Doctor: "Does not the swallow fly south in winter?"
Neelix: "You expect me to believe that a small Earth bird travels 70,000 light years through hostile territory, presumably through extensive use of the subspace domain, only to roost aboard this ship?"
Doctor: "Well, it is a rather remarkable bird..."
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"I'm sick, like Nixon was sick, my defeated heart keeps beating on. I won't die, like Chucky won't die."
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They Might Be Giants
So tough...
In fact, I'm going out on a limb here, and picking TWO, yes TWO Winners!
Please step up:
and
Lee for both 'Spaceballs' and 'Seven's new clothes'
Frank for beating everyone to the testicles thing...
Oooh, the rest was hard...
TSN and Sol are joint runner's up, for combining their powers and becoming Captain Planet. No, wait, for combing their powers with the 'Holy Grail' ref. Tim, you don't NEED to put 'Monty Python ref' at the top. If it's good, we'll all know... And you were close with the Creme eggs joke too. Mmm, creme eggs.
Honourable mentions to jh, just for 'screw you.' Although the doc's probably bigger than 5 foot tall...
Also Montgommery for 'No wonder they were itching so'. Mmm, smooth as a baby's bottom.
Krenim and Jubillee both win the 'presistence award'. Jubes for just refusing not to be dirty (and the 40 capcom readers bit), and Krenim for the amount of effrots he's put into getting one reference from the only Beast Wars episode he's got on tape, and especially for the doc trying to explain the story usig two brightly coloured balls.
There were several of you who were really close, but I've already gone over on this one. Hopefully the fact that Lee has one should save me from his wrath. Maybe all I'll get is a severe glaring.
Later people! It's been...if not fun, then at least enlightening.
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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot
[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 18, 1999.]
Mind you, I seem to recall a recent thread in one of the other Forums where Liam DIDN'T recognise a Monty Python reference - THE BISHOP?! 8P
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Ultra Magnus: "I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy...okay, give me the bomb."
*hides his surname in his ICQ info*
And I DID het the Bishop thing. I just choe to go with the Bishop of Dibley. Nyah
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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot