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Since my first one had already been done, I thought I should have at least 3 of my own up here. So... here's Another Dodgily Scanned Photo (TM).
I can see where this will head...
[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 12, 1999.]
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Doctor: "As you can see, Neelix, I did some extra surgery during your operation..." Neelix: "That's not funny." CapCom readers: "Sure it is. Well, someone had to do this joke, at least."
------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ Robot: "Hey, I'm stuck up here!" Cyclonus: "Everybody's got to be somewhere."
Neelix: I don't know about you, I'm just waiting for Krenim to come up with a good "Agenda" quote that goes with this picture.
Doctor: That could take a while, Mr. Neelix. We're not really doing anything that mimics that episode.
Neelix: How about "The ultimate risk... For the ultimate prize... A day of reckoning with those who made us slaves!"
Doctor: Nah. I look too happy for that.
Neelix: Too bad Kes isn't laying on the floor helpless. We could do a scene right before Megatron...
Doctor: Mr. Neelix! We don't want to spoil Liam too much!
Neelix: Uh... Then what do we do?
Doctor: I could pretend this one pepper is the Ark and the other pepper is the Decepticon ship, and I could reinact Blackarachnia's explanation of the Transformers' backstory...
Neelix: I can't think of anything better.
Doctor: Very well then. *Ahem* Oh, its no legend, Jojo... Eons before Maximals and Predacons even existed, you ancestors, the Autobots, launched this Ark containing their finest heroes. *Makes whooshing noise and moves red pepper around, then moves yellow pepper in* Kapow! Zap! It was attack by Decepticons and crashed here on Earth. *Makes red pepper go into nosedive* Blam!
Neelix: That didn't work out too well.
Doctor: What do you expect? I'm a doctor, not a Predacon...
------------------ Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world. Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
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Doctor: I lay before you exhibits A and B. One of Tuvoc's balls, and one of Paris's...Now, It's not so much wether or not one is bigger than the other, I think...
Neelix: *o_O* Where did you GET those? ... I thought only _I_ had a special collection of people's balls! ... Give them back!!
Doctor: I will, but there's a lesson to be learned here...
Neelix: Well, and what lesson could possibly be learned from this? .. Quick, make it perverted, Liam's watching....
Doctor: Of course. The lesson being that they have distinct tastes, as our Be'lanna can attest to...
Neelix: *covers mouth and stares wide-eyed* ... That was BAD, Doc.... Now give me my balls back!
Doctor: I'm a doctor, not a comedian. *hands him his balls* *walks off*
Neelix: How many people were guessing that was going to happen?
*40 Capcom readers raise thier hands*
Neelix: Good.
------------------ There are people who one loves immediatly and forever. Just to know that you exist in the same world together is sufficient. Till I loved, I never lived - enough.
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