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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Lets get this baby fired up. I am going to do this in the order of the movies, starting off with Episode 4; this way, by the time I do Episode 1, most of y'all will have seen it, and I can prevent spoilers(thanks for the advice, old dog).
These pics come from many places, but for now reside on my site until I can make links for them.

Get a grip!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Shaq *in Darth Vader suit*: Who said Micheal Jordan was better at basketball than me?!?

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Darth Vader: "So, where shall I put the new statue?"

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Vader: I said "Bud Lite" you little snow blind gnome!

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Vader: Take it back! Take it back! I am NOT brown-nosing to the Emperor.

Vader-victim: *choking* y-you're right, sir...I'm s-sorry. But you DO have SOMETHING on your helmet...between your breathing slots and your eyes.

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

CC attempts to find the traitor among the Moderators.

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Vader: You tied it too tight, you bum! Now I can't breathe right, (Hoo-purr) Do you know how stupid this makes me sound? (Hoo-purr) I sound like Mufassa from the Lion king. (Hoo-purr)

Victim: Actually, I think you sound more like the dude from CNN.

Vader: AUUGH! (Squeezes harder)

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Storm Trooper on right (to himself) I wish he'd finish the choking already, I've got to pee.

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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

"Victim": "Just a little lower, please. My neck's sore."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Vader: "Where is it?!" *sigh/hiss* "I want you to double our patrols! We cannot let the teddy bear go unfound!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Vader: Anyone wanna whack a pinata?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Vader *shaking the man while strangling him*: My name is Darth Vader, not Dr. Evil! Gimme a bone here, people...

Stormtrooper: But milord, you just used a Dr. Evil line.

Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing. *chokes Stormtrooper*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Victim: All I asked was why we keep making so many pit stops, Lord Vader!

Vader: Why don't we make you a storm trooper and you can find that out for yourself, wearing a costume like that. *muttering* ...or like MINE for that matter...sheesh...erk--when you have to go, you have to go. bye now.

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Vader: Where IS it?! You took it, didn't you!!! YOU DID... GIVE IT BACK!!

Victim: Lord Vader..... *choke*.. i'm sorry... *choke* .... i'll never take... your detachable *choke*... penis... again..... *choke*.... I promise.........

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If I follow you home, will you keep me?

Gaahhh.... I fat-fingered the KB, that's all...

[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on June 15, 1999.]

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*thinks Jubes should correct her spelling* And she's supposed to be Resident SexGoddess...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Choking Man: "Who (gasp) are (gag) you?"

Vader: "I'm Batman."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Vader: "It's almost nine o'clock! We had a reservation for eight! I've been waiting nearly an *hour* Why haven't we been seated yet?"

Maitre d': "I'll see if I can find you a table."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Darth Vader moonlights as a dentist

Vader: You have 3 cavities on your back molars...And you have advanced gingivitus.

Man: *chokes and collapses*

Vader: Damn, I got to get me a chair.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Okay, I'm sorry, but the big bum joke is just too easy on this one. I'm not even going to bother... :-)

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"Silence, you contemptible shrew!"
-Stewie, The Family Guy

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Darth Vader: Chriopractor.

That reminds me, I've got to cancel my appointment..........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Stormtrooper: That's it, Vader, lift those dumbells...... only 6 more lifts to do........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Yup, the bum joke is WAAAYYYY to easy to make.

*ahem*

Vadar: when I said GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR GALAXY I MEANT IT!

Bloke: But I'm *gasp* not a *choke* Vorlon...

Vadar: SILENCE! Damn. Hell. Damn. Bastard.

Bloke: We need a new scriptwriter. Bloody bastard. *ack*

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on June 16, 1999.]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...this was the Heimlich Maneuver.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Stormtrooper: "All right buddy, hands over your head. Remember, no cameras are allowed."

Rebel in background: "Wow, security is really tight. I can't believe I get to see Star Tours on its first night! They say you feel like you're really in the movie."

Stormtrooper: "Oh, it's realistic enough."

Rebel: "By the way, where's the exit? I didn't see one on my way in."

Stormtrooper: "You'll see the exit soon enough."

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Dr. Leonard H. McCoy

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Once again, a hapless fan gets caught sneaking into Skywalker Ranch in search of hints and spoilers of the next Star Wars movie...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

And the winner is...

Tahna, for the lifting dumbells...
Second, to Weyoun, for the sucking up one...

Honorable mention goes to Jubes, who constantly reminds us where her mind is...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

What are dumbells??

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Hey cool, I actually WON something! woohoo!

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If I follow you home, will you keep me?

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

RW: Weights..... though some may think I meant something else......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation