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Lets get this baby fired up. I am going to do this in the order of the movies, starting off with Episode 4; this way, by the time I do Episode 1, most of y'all will have seen it, and I can prevent spoilers(thanks for the advice, old dog). These pics come from many places, but for now reside on my site until I can make links for them.
Get a grip!
------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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CC attempts to find the traitor among the Moderators.
------------------ "I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Vader: You tied it too tight, you bum! Now I can't breathe right, (Hoo-purr) Do you know how stupid this makes me sound? (Hoo-purr) I sound like Mufassa from the Lion king. (Hoo-purr)
Victim: Actually, I think you sound more like the dude from CNN.
Vader: AUUGH! (Squeezes harder)
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Storm Trooper on right (to himself) I wish he'd finish the choking already, I've got to pee.
------------------ "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
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Victim: All I asked was why we keep making so many pit stops, Lord Vader!
Vader: Why don't we make you a storm trooper and you can find that out for yourself, wearing a costume like that. *muttering* ...or like MINE for that matter...sheesh...erk--when you have to go, you have to go. bye now.
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Vader: Where IS it?! You took it, didn't you!!! YOU DID... GIVE IT BACK!!
Victim: Lord Vader..... *choke*.. i'm sorry... *choke* .... i'll never take... your detachable *choke*... penis... again..... *choke*.... I promise.........
------------------ If I follow you home, will you keep me?
Gaahhh.... I fat-fingered the KB, that's all...
[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on June 15, 1999.]